The Official Pointless Thread v.2 *NSFW*

[TheGhostInTheMachine]

... post whoring is not only allowed, it is encouraged. Flame away you lamers!


PS: Remember, I *AM* ROOT.

[Unlikely Hero]

Are we gonna have the cool new titles with post counts like back in the old days? Yay!
=Jason-

[TheGhostInTheMachine]

Sure why not.

[ZX2 Sleeper]

Oh man, im a Noob again! I was just shy of 2,000 posts. I missed you guys. I like the updated name vit!

[Beodude123]

Dude, I lost 6000 posts... That sucks.

[EmoRebellion]

Yeah, I know..

[nike13857]

Dude, I lost 6000 posts... That sucks.

I lost over 8K, lol

[CJW]

You know the deal ladies.

BTW they are counted this time. I figure after screwing your counts I could at least give you that. :-/

[nike13857]

awesome :)

[krux]

I am mad that i lost my 2.5k. That took along time since i didnt post alot unless i wanted to talk about a subject. lol

[ZX2 S/R Black]

I am mad that i lost my 2.5k. That took along time since i didnt post alot unless i wanted to talk about a subject. lol

Yea, I used to care... not so much... I lost maybe only 1.5K though... Only thing I care about is getting the newb unattached to my name :D

[Buster]

For old times' sake:

capitalcrew's family:

http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/9377/huhwhatxa1.jpg

[BigJCMoney]

WOOT!












ten characters...

[00zx2s/r]

For old times' sake:

capitalcrew's family:

http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/9377/huhwhatxa1.jpg

dude I don't want to see a picture of you with your shirt off...:eek:

[Buster]

Then I won't post one.

[Larka]

I had like 2k some posts, and it took me 4 years to get that many. I'm sad.

[krux]

haha agreed. Newb. I have been on here since vit was bragging about his zx2. Something like it pulls like tits..and yet even then i was on here for a year before he made that famous sig. Vit still have it some were?

[TheGhostInTheMachine]

No it's gone, went down in flames with the server lol

[00zx2s/r]

so do we have the sensors?

GTI nope
the "f" word and guess not

and whatever else...

[raider]

http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/7657/babieskg4nc6.jpg

[carguy07]

without the banana smiley, i don't feel pointless. . .

[rusty]

ah what the fuck. I was gonna do some research as soon as the site went back up but now i cant.

fuckity fuck.

[fireguy]

yay a fresh start! teh not..

[TSmiley98]

your name should be toast in the machine , with your slowmobile

[CJW]

without the banana smiley, i don't feel pointless. . .

Yell at ManBearPig. I gave him that job. lol

[carguy07]

'03 Escort--Slower than Vit's GTI

Looks like a new sig to me. . .

[phony54]

YEAH!!! It's back.

[phony54]

Yeah, I am so gonna post whore, at least until newb is gone off my name

[phony54]

Okay, WTF, why do I have to have at least 10 characters?

[CJW]

Yeah! Why does it have to be characters?

[phony54]

Why not a mandatory 10 letters? Or 10 numbers?

[phony54]

I am REALLY missing the avatar pics. That was how I could tell where I had last posted on a thread. Now I actually have to read all of you bastard's names to find the new stuff after my post.

[TheGhostInTheMachine]

I've got an avatar neener neener

[CJW]

Yeah why not!?

[carguy07]

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

Yay!

[00zx2s/r]

uhhhhhhhhh

[phony54]

I at least want the avatars back, now I have to read everyones name to find what happened after I posted, Instead of justlooking. Man, I really am lazy

[carguy07]

yeah, you're pretty much lazy

[ZX2guy19]

this sucks...lol

[carguy07]

you suck. . .lol

[rusty]

Im gonna get my 3k back by the end of this day :rolleyes:

[carguy07]

awww yeah :banana:

[ZX2guy19]

lol...we can't post less then 10 characters per message...gay

[rusty]

pretty much

[Larka]

you have to type 10 characters per post, so how are you going to get 3k posts in one day? I could see if we could post a word per post or something, but I don't know...

[rusty]

at least we have each other




pfft.

[carguy07]

lol...we can't post less then 10 characters per message...gay


silly n00b

[4U2QUIK]

hahah this should be interesting...

[rusty]

you have to type 10 characters per post, so how are you going to get 3k posts in one day? I could see if we could post a word per post or something, but I don't know...

Dont make my happy go away

[OGreaTFuzzY1]

at least we have each other

that sounded alil gay

~Fuzzy

[rusty]

everyones post count will probably go back down to 0 soon ha

[rusty]

that sounded alil gay

~Fuzzy

go away noob

[kaliayev]

It will either be really funny or really sad.

[OGreaTFuzzY1]

no wayz yea nub

~Fuzzy

[Larka]

Dont make my happy go away

I don't want anything to your happy. Maybe you and your happy should go have some alone time?

[scort2498]

this is where the post whoring begins.

[rusty]

Commence whorage then

[rusty]

I don't want anything to your happy. Maybe you and your happy should go have some alone time?


Just finished

[Larka]

and you were on here the whole time? Gotta get your post count up, even if you do it one handed.

[scort2498]

not for me it hasn't

[rusty]

and you were on here the whole time? Gotta get your post count up, even if you do it one handed.

Yea why not?

i have dedication.


and smut.

[carguy07]

those are good qualities

[Larka]

so you're just alt-tabbing between here and your pr0n? Sound like a typical guy- cars and tits.

[rusty]

that they are.

[rusty]

I wish my car HAD tits.

[rusty]

ha that would be pretty sweet

[carguy07]

then you wouldn't need women

[Larka]

then what? you'd stick it up the tail pipe? You could always get those fake tits they sell at adult stores and glue them to your car somewhere... Just for fun.

[phony54]

Yeah you bastard. I saw yours so I went and uploaded one, and then I was like WTF?! Why dont I have one? Name may have changed, but ur still a bastard... :P

[rusty]

no they have to be REAL titties. like they have to lactate and get stiff nips

[phony54]

The old server sucks for crashing. Dammit... And yes, I am very lazy...

[Larka]

that would be really freaking weird

[rusty]

not in my world it wouldnt

[phony54]

Yeah, I need this thread.

[phony54]

I am not sure I can live with

[phony54]

the stigma of being a noob again...

[Larka]

so essentially you want your car to be a female Transformer with human tits?

[phony54]

Oh well, I shall adjust I suppose.

[TheGhostInTheMachine]

That is the truth.

[phony54]

Or just post whore here until it goes away...

[phony54]

Yeah that was #40! Okay I quit for now...

[rusty]

yea thats what im doing.

...im on the member list now ha

[Larka]

Yeah that was #40! Okay I quit for now...

You can't stop now! You stop being a newb at like 50 or something...

[phony54]

Sweet, I just realized my quote is no longer Mizz's sig. Bout fing time...

[OGreaTFuzzY1]

yay for spamming =p

~Fuzzy

[rusty]

i like newbs

[rusty]

when they have titties

[OGreaTFuzzY1]

i like newbs

good cuz u are a nub

~Fuzzy

[OGreaTFuzzY1]

when they have titties

you like man titties

~Fuzzy

[rusty]

Mizz is more than a noob.

[Larka]

I like you too Russ. ROFL

[aaronrun]

Is life really worth the effort? I just lost 31 posts.....:(

[rusty]

i like female breasticles.

[rusty]

so sad sad sad sad

[Larka]

Is life really worth the effort? I just lost 31 posts.....:(

I clap for you. I lost over 2k. Most people who have come back already lost about that much. I'm gonna go cry now.

[OGreaTFuzzY1]

i like female breasticles.

sure you do you pedo -_-

~Fuzzy

[zxtuner98]

Me too. Theyre the best.

[zxtuner98]

man my E pe pe is small.

[ZX2 S/R Black]

You guys can't be serious...lol... I'll get a 1000 sooner or later... but I doubt I'll just post uselessly just to get my count up...haha but I could be wrong?

[zxtuner98]

guess it fits me fine then? maybe

[zxtuner98]

poopballs mayne

[phony54]

Okay I will stop at 50

[rusty]

this no less than ten deal is irritating.

[zxtuner98]

You guys can't be serious...lol... I'll get a 1000 sooner or later... but I doubt I'll just post uselessly just to get my count up...haha but I could be wrong?


why not? its for teh win

[phony54]

You talked me into it.

[carguy07]

you're probably wrong. when post whoring is allowed, it should be taken advantage of. . .

[zxtuner98]

You talked me into it.

who talked you into gay man sex?

[phony54]

This would be much easier if you didnt have to wait 20 secs in between posts

[rusty]

Yeh my epenis was 2992 posts long too. =P

[OGreaTFuzzY1]

baby got back

~Fuzzy

[phony54]

Perhaps I just type too fast...

[rusty]

what about titties?

[phony54]

I am a fan of breasticles also

[Larka]

You guys can't be serious...lol... I'll get a 1000 sooner or later... but I doubt I'll just post uselessly just to get my count up...haha but I could be wrong?

Holy crap- you mean there's stuff do on here that doesn't involve raising your post count by posting random crap and useless information?! I thought that was the whole basis for the last board! OMG, I've been living a lie for so long!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[OGreaTFuzzY1]

you like man titties

~Fuzzy

[zxtuner98]

powders name doesnt mean bewbs.

[phony54]

Ha, rusty I am winning the post count whoring...

[rusty]

yea you have....

[rusty]

its weird having people call me rusty now ha.

[phony54]

This is like the pointless thread in the old site, only much worse...

[zxtuner98]

fail is imminent. i will win post whoring time.

[rusty]

and im gonna beat phonys post count

yee haw

[OGreaTFuzzY1]

rusty you like girls with big butts =p

~Fuzzy

[phony54]

It is weird calling u rusty

[zxtuner98]

byaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh

[rusty]

This is like the pointless thread in the old site, only much worse...

nah this thread sucks without titties

[phony54]

WOOOO HOOO< I am no longer a newb. I quit for now

[Larka]

who isn't a fan of boobies? This is a car forum, almost everyone on here is male- so I bet this place is full of boob lovers

[rusty]

This site should be called Teamzxboob

[zxtuner98]

sweet. first post on page 6. this gay 20 second timeout between posts is worse than the 106 govener

[phony54]

I am sure u are correct

[zxtuner98]

i must reach zx2ner status

[rusty]

and im not a newb anymore either so im done now.

time for round two

*fap*

[Larka]

You want to know what's really gay? The smileys for this board...

[phony54]

I'm just happy I got rid of the Newb title in the first half hour I was back on here. Many my job sucks for me to have this much time to do this.

[carguy07]

i'll still call you russ

[zxtuner98]

boobs are teh amazing

[zxtuner98]

10 more posts for me

[Larka]

;):D:o:):(:confused::mad::p:rolleyes::cool::eek:

[zxtuner98]

9 more posts for me

[zxtuner98]

eight more for me.:cool::eek::confused::mad::rolleyes::(:):o:p;): D

[Larka]

20 more posts. I'm sad

[zxtuner98]

slevin more

[zxtuner98]

larka, catch up. for realz

[zxtuner98]

cinco more

[phony54]

Surely I was not the first person to reach ZX2Ner status was I? Cause that would mean I would have serious bragging rights. I can see it now, "STFU you stupid NOOB, I was the VERY FIRST ZX2ner on this site!"

Perhaps I do not need the power...

[droptoutzx2]

you guys are stupid why not make posts that actually matter

[Larka]

Surely I was not the first person to reach ZX2Ner status was I? Cause that would mean I would have serious bragging rights. I can see it now, "STFU you stupid NOOB, I was the VERY FIRST ZX2ner on this site!"

Perhaps I do not need the power...

yellow was the first one to make it, that's how I knew it went to Zx2ner after 50

[carguy07]

no, yellowsr is way up there already

[zxtuner98]

quarto more left

[Larka]

larka, catch up. for realz

I'm trying... We need a smiley that cries or something...

[phony54]

you guys are stupid why not make posts that actually matter
I went through that on the last site, I just want a portion of my post count back, set things back atthe status quo for me. However I am not going to do this 2000 more times. Unless it is slow at work again tomorrow, and then who knows?

[zxtuner98]

you guys are stupid why not make posts that actually matter

Ive already done some work in the how to section. I've done my good deed for the day :p

[Larka]

you guys are stupid why not make posts that actually matter

cause Vit told us to all be post whores????

[phony54]

Damn, my chance for eternal glory has slipped away. Well at least eternal till the damn site crashes again in a few years...

[OGreaTFuzzY1]

I'm alil tea cup

~Fuzzy

[phony54]

short and stout

[zxtuner98]

larka = correct

[zxtuner98]

zomg. ima zx2ner

[Larka]

larka = correct

always! haha victory is mine!

[MindTrip]

haha im still at noob status.

[OGreaTFuzzY1]

Here is my handle, here is my spout

~Fuzzy

[droptoutzx2]

since when does anyone listen to vit? that must of came as an upgrade with the new forum

[MindTrip]

and it's true, the smiley faces SUCK.

[OGreaTFuzzY1]

When I get all steamed up then I shout

~Fuzzy

[zxtuner98]

i never listen to vit. larka is just always right.

[OGreaTFuzzY1]

Tip me over and pour me out

~Fuzzy

[Larka]

i never listen to vit. larka is just always right.

Finally someone realizes it! Yay!

[MindTrip]

i've never heard of anyone listening to Vit. ha!

[OGreaTFuzzY1]

agreed ^

~Fuzzy

[OGreaTFuzzY1]

1, 2, Freddy's coming for you.

[rusty]

noone listens to women either...

[OGreaTFuzzY1]

isn't every1 lazy.

~Fuzzy

[needfasp3ed]

Honestly, why would you care about post count in the first place?

[Fordboy]

aww man i dont want to be a newb anymore

[OGreaTFuzzY1]

3, 4, better lock the door

[nike13857]

Everyone look at the bottom of the home page:

Welcome to our newest member, CkretAjint

What a noob......

[OGreaTFuzzY1]

what, what, in the butt

~Fuzzy

[powder]

Suck my pointless thread.

[OGreaTFuzzY1]

:eek: whhaaaa

~Fuzzy

[CJW]

gaygaygaygay

[CJW]

BTW that just proves none of you look at stickies what so ever

[powder]

BTW that just proves none of you look at stickies what so ever

What proves that?

[powder]

Oh and where the hell is your cool ass badger?

[blue_2001]

i want my count to hurry and go up

[blue_2001]

i hate bein a newb

[00zx2s/r]

haha true that! to all of that

[00zx2s/r]

how many posts do we have to have to not be newb?

[blue_2001]

keep posting till it says ur not

[00zx2s/r]

dude that would pwn!

[00zx2s/r]

good point!

[powder]

I lost 7500 posts... n00bs.

[00zx2s/r]

I lost like 1,750. hahaha I had just become like zx2ner advanced or sumin...

[Larka]

At least we're newbs here, and not "post count challenged" like on the other board... "Post count challenged" just sounded like they were challenged in using the internet or something.

[00zx2s/r]

hahaha true that!

[Larka]

Since this is the pointless thread- a pic to describe how everyone feels right now-

http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l59/ravenglasswalker/clean-dazed-kitty.jpg

[00zx2s/r]

wow I think this is the fastest growing thread so far!

[CJW]

Oh and where the hell is your cool ass badger?

dead for now

[CBZx2]

Good thing I had like only 200 or so posts on the other board haha

[blue_2001]

i dont care how many i have as long as im not a newb

[Larka]

wow I think this is the fastest growing thread so far!

Only cause they combined the "raise your post count thread" and this one...

[Larka]

Oh and where the hell is your cool ass badger?

Vit ran it over with his GTI, then back up and ran it over again. Then he did a nice burn out on it...

[joshalabama]

I ate chicken tonight. Delicious.

[00zx2s/r]

^ that is if his GTI could do a burn out...

[joshalabama]

The GTi is gas efficient.

[Larka]

^ that is if his GTI could do a burn out...

In the rain it can, trust me. If it isn't hopping off the tires and making it feel like the wheels are going to come off it's sitting there burning them. Of course, my experience is with a stock ATX, Vit's is probably different.

[joshalabama]

I agree with you.

[SoCalZX2]

Yay I'm a newbie again /sad panda :P

[powder]

booooooooo

[1981gMachine]

Damn, that crash sucks

[Larka]

ahahahahahaha. powder's a newb and I'm not!

[joshalabama]

...Lucky...

[SoCalZX2]

ahahahahahaha. powder's a newb and I'm not!

Just means you've been whoring yourself out more so far :D lol

[Larka]

Just means you've been whoring yourself out more so far :D lol

No, it just means that today was my day off and I had nothing else to do... :D

[powder]

ahahahahahaha. powder's a newb and I'm not!

Keep dreaming.

[ImCrazy]

well this blows teh titzors.

almost 5k posts gone

[ImCrazy]

plus all those write ups

[blue_2001]

on my way to the next level

[SoCalZX2]

No, it just means that today was my day off and I had nothing else to do... :D

Was my day off too... well one of my 4. But I got up early to get a bunch of shit done.

Bloodwork
Echocardiagram
Chest X-Rays

I didn't get to eat until like 130pm and I haven't gotten to relax all day since I've been at home w/ my son and he isn't the least bit sleepy... LOL

[ImCrazy]

and then all the feedback

[SoCalZX2]

quit ur bitchin' :P

That does suck about all the write-ups. I hope someone had the important ones saved somewhere lol.

[00zx2s/r]

a lot of stuff gone that shouldn't be. but nuthin we can do now...

[blue_2001]

due to the situation im not getting anythign done but tryin to increase my post count

[AZN_ZX2]

i'm hungry and thirsty and even more hungry

[00zx2s/r]

^haha I spent like 15 minutes posting on whatever sounded interesting just to get mine up! lol

[Larka]

I'm having hashbrowns.... Mmmmmmm. Hashbrowns..........

[00zx2s/r]

In the rain it can, trust me. If it isn't hopping off the tires and making it feel like the wheels are going to come off it's sitting there burning them. Of course, my experience is with a stock ATX, Vit's is probably different.

haha I know. My buddy has a gti and they've got some decent power under em!

[carguy07]

this looks interesting. lawl

[joshalabama]

haha def. interesting.

[00zx2s/r]

oh its really interesting!

[rusty]

Balloons can spell your name, but a bloody head stump can mean good luck.

[carguy07]

my interest is peaking

[OGreaTFuzzY1]

YAY IM NOT A NUB ANYMORE!

~Fuzzy

[joshalabama]

I don't think I will ever in my life eat chitlinns.

[Bos Engel]

You guys will always be n00bs to me.

[carguy07]

wha? i've been on teamzx2 since september '03.

n00b. . .lol

[00zx2s/r]

random shit above me... *post wise*

[00zx2s/r]

^ LIIIIIIIIIIESSSS it says, and I quote, "Join Date: Apr 2008"

[Bos Engel]

extremely random

[carguy07]

the last site said september 14, 2004

it goes by the new server date. everybody's says april 2008

[powder]

YAY IM NOT A NUB ANYMORE!

~Fuzzy

You still have one though. lol

[Bos Engel]

State the obvious.

n00b

[Bos Engel]

You still have one though. lol

I hope he does.

[00zx2s/r]

hahaha *need fucking rofl smily...*

[FiReTRuCK_ZX2]

Fresh Starts suck. but hey, it works.

[Bos Engel]

Someday. . . . someday.

[powder]

Nub = lump.

[Bos Engel]

http://www.focusfanatics.com/forum/images/smilies/icon_smile_clap.gif

[00zx2s/r]

http://www.focusfanatics.com/forum/images/smilies/icon_smile_clap.gif

OMG where did u get him????

[Bos Engel]

I'm stealing them off of FocusFanatics. Just getting the URL for them and posting them as images.

http://www.focusfanatics.com/forum/images/smilies/goofydrunk.gif