View Full Version : Present Day © v.2********
fusew3rks
10-08-2009, 05:09 PM
Twat?
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ilarson007
10-08-2009, 05:16 PM
not twat. wat.
yes I'm going to the Komets home opener with my gf!
fusew3rks
10-08-2009, 05:23 PM
Just put a 't' in front...there ya go.
Wtf are the 'komets'?
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ZX299
10-08-2009, 05:27 PM
post
Alwayssideways
10-08-2009, 05:32 PM
post . the bruins are killing me
ilarson007
10-08-2009, 05:35 PM
http://www.komets.com/
Alwayssideways
10-08-2009, 05:54 PM
scrubs rocks
ilarson007
10-08-2009, 05:55 PM
so does house. and family guy. and top gear.
BACON ICE CREAM IS THE BEST THING EVAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111one !!
Bitch.
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ilarson007
10-08-2009, 06:05 PM
what?? everyone who has lived since the invention of scrubs needs to try bacon ice cream.
Alwayssideways
10-08-2009, 06:14 PM
gross. I just dont like bacon
ilarson007
10-08-2009, 06:18 PM
gross. I just dont like bacon
unAmerican.
Bacon on vanilla ice cream has essentially the same flavor effect as adding nuts does.
Alwayssideways
10-08-2009, 06:40 PM
yeah , but just getting past the fact there is bacon on my ice cream
corbygasm
10-08-2009, 06:42 PM
gators wear jean shorts.
I luvz mah Gators..har har.
corbygasm
10-08-2009, 06:44 PM
imma p.c. and moar happiness is coming!
gold_member
10-08-2009, 06:45 PM
is there anything better than pens vs. flyers?
If you're talking about hockey...then yes...everything.
Alwayssideways
10-08-2009, 07:09 PM
hater
ZX2guy19
10-08-2009, 07:11 PM
I swear Mark better win something.
gold_member
10-08-2009, 07:12 PM
how is anything better than hockey. i mean really.
Alwayssideways
10-08-2009, 07:16 PM
besides cars, beer, and women not much
ARIO98zx2
10-08-2009, 07:26 PM
wow
I'd have to say football for one...and me for 2.
Alwayssideways
10-08-2009, 07:32 PM
football i can see but hockey first and foremost for me
joshalabama
10-08-2009, 07:41 PM
Post
Alwayssideways
10-08-2009, 07:46 PM
postzor
Alwayssideways
10-08-2009, 07:51 PM
angst?
joshalabama
10-08-2009, 07:51 PM
postv2
2KZX2
10-08-2009, 08:03 PM
Damn this is a hot thread!
Alwayssideways
10-08-2009, 08:05 PM
werd
joshalabama
10-08-2009, 08:14 PM
Post
CSCustomCars
10-08-2009, 08:18 PM
Woot
joshalabama
10-08-2009, 08:19 PM
Woot off
gold_member
10-08-2009, 08:39 PM
ffo toow
CSCustomCars
10-08-2009, 08:59 PM
No woot off for you.
J_Mob
10-08-2009, 09:20 PM
wootin wut wut?
CSCustomCars
10-08-2009, 09:27 PM
Idk... i said woot. he said woot off. And I said no woot for you.
Woot=No... Blah blah blah, no makey sense.
not at 3000 yet--step it up slackers
crazy34
10-08-2009, 09:39 PM
just trying to get the post to 3000 are we???
ZX299
10-08-2009, 09:43 PM
yup
EnergyBlue98
10-08-2009, 09:53 PM
http://cgi.ebay.com/Cup-Holder-Adapter-Makes-Any-Drink-Bottle-or-Cup-Fit_W0QQitemZ270463279457QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_Def aultDomain_0?hash=item3ef8de2161
the top hits the cd player, haha thats funny tho
just trying to get the post to 3000 are we???
actually 7000 would be better
A million....or lets shoot for a number that even the internet can't even fathom.
mahlin
10-08-2009, 10:15 PM
posting in hopes to win crap!
Posting just so I can get a higher post count.
crazy34
10-08-2009, 10:17 PM
post her post there post her everywere
EnergyBlue98
10-08-2009, 10:22 PM
Posting just so I can get a higher post count.
i like :ropenana: me too now!
Gonna take you awhile to catch up to me. ;)
J_Mob
10-08-2009, 10:34 PM
Must post to 10K
blahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
J_Mob
10-08-2009, 10:36 PM
postandapostandapost
The_underclassman
10-08-2009, 10:43 PM
now it's tall!
J_Mob
10-08-2009, 10:44 PM
IthinkIcanIthinkIcanIthinkIcan
crazy34
10-08-2009, 10:44 PM
:thingnana:
J_Mob
10-08-2009, 10:47 PM
teacup piglets are the perfect size for the crock pot.
crazy34
10-08-2009, 10:55 PM
farts make lead balloons float
there are many ways to skin a cat, but only 3 ways to have sex with one
J_Mob
10-08-2009, 11:00 PM
NO....the limitations are on your interpretation of the word "with"
crazy34
10-08-2009, 11:03 PM
little miss muffet sat on a *****
J_Mob
10-08-2009, 11:04 PM
Got my posts in for the night lol....
OGreaTFuzzY1
10-08-2009, 11:07 PM
muahahaha i own the hill
~Fuzzy
J_Mob
10-08-2009, 11:08 PM
woops..still here lol
CSCustomCars
10-08-2009, 11:21 PM
Me too
fusew3rks
10-08-2009, 11:22 PM
AWWWWWWWW shit...
OGreaTFuzzY1
10-08-2009, 11:25 PM
damn
~Fuzzy
Midwestzx2
10-08-2009, 11:43 PM
get off your ass and jammm
J_Mob
10-08-2009, 11:45 PM
insomnia....
MrWeeyums
10-08-2009, 11:58 PM
Still awake.
~Ryan
fusew3rks
10-09-2009, 12:05 AM
she loves it when i stay up...
zx2loon
10-09-2009, 12:11 AM
Guess I'm in.......a little late. :(
dareall
10-09-2009, 12:19 AM
your post is before my post
zx2loon
10-09-2009, 12:25 AM
Which is posted after your post....
dareall
10-09-2009, 12:31 AM
your car is white and my car is yellow. It either means your car is mayo and mine is mustard or that you are cumming and I am going
daggit2005
10-09-2009, 12:45 AM
better late then ever... or is it never... Eh, who cares
fusew3rks
10-09-2009, 01:18 AM
Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin!
dareall
10-09-2009, 01:28 AM
what do booger smell like??
ahhhhWHOA
10-09-2009, 06:48 AM
How did I miss this before. this is great
post hole whole post poooooooooooooooost
ilarson007
10-09-2009, 07:00 AM
The thread is coming back alive.
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e29/nova369/1063heartbeat.jpg
Alwayssideways
10-09-2009, 07:16 AM
werd
ilarson007
10-09-2009, 07:19 AM
interesting.
Alwayssideways
10-09-2009, 07:21 AM
yup
ARIO98zx2
10-09-2009, 07:52 AM
punt punt punt
EnergyBlue98
10-09-2009, 08:06 AM
im calling the 3000th post right now, its all mine
SharkyZX
10-09-2009, 08:08 AM
one more post to the goal
EnergyBlue98
10-09-2009, 08:15 AM
tmi mike
You are too much info, now please gtfo. :)
Alwayssideways
10-09-2009, 08:22 AM
werd
When I had my vasectomy, the stitch on my left ball...never came out...it's still there but with skin grown over it.
Neat.
EnergyBlue98
10-09-2009, 08:44 AM
ur balls are tmi, now gtfo
joshalabama
10-09-2009, 08:45 AM
Your face is tmi, now gtfo.
Energy...shut up. You are ruining this thread.
http://thevinylvillage.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/tmi.jpg
wat
Alwayssideways
10-09-2009, 08:55 AM
ghey
Alwayssideways
10-09-2009, 09:02 AM
cool
This thread is now about lulzy internet memes.
http://lolwut.com/layout/lolwut.jpg
Alwayssideways
10-09-2009, 09:05 AM
ummm ok
.............................:
ARIO98zx2
10-09-2009, 09:24 AM
lolers
dareall
10-09-2009, 10:00 AM
lolly, lolly ,lolly..........
....................get your adverbs here
EnergyBlue98
10-09-2009, 10:01 AM
its not possible to ruin this thread..
Alwayssideways
10-09-2009, 10:12 AM
Hahah ya
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J_Mob
10-09-2009, 10:27 AM
.................wtf is going on around here?
EnergyBlue98
10-09-2009, 10:36 AM
.................wtf is going on around here?
go back and read every post, then you'll know
dareall
10-09-2009, 10:40 AM
:run:
danimals
10-09-2009, 10:40 AM
lol every single one
Alwayssideways
10-09-2009, 10:42 AM
I'm good for close 300 of them
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carguy07
10-09-2009, 10:56 AM
this might be my 5th post. i need to step it up.
ZX299
10-09-2009, 11:05 AM
dont know how many i got
J_Mob
10-09-2009, 11:07 AM
I've got like 2 or 3......
carbonzx2
10-09-2009, 11:26 AM
i got maybe 50
EnergyBlue98
10-09-2009, 11:50 AM
this may be my 100 thousandth post.. no big deal
I've posted over nine thousand times.
http://9001chan.org/8999/8/over9000.jpg
fusew3rks
10-09-2009, 12:09 PM
meh...
blue_2001
10-09-2009, 12:14 PM
stupid
fusew3rks
10-09-2009, 12:18 PM
Where?
fusew3rks
10-09-2009, 12:21 PM
he's fast...
Alwayssideways
10-09-2009, 12:21 PM
werd
fusew3rks
10-09-2009, 12:24 PM
amazing
ARIO98zx2
10-09-2009, 12:25 PM
so is this based on random posts?
No, it's based on the logistics of the human sophistication.
ARIO98zx2
10-09-2009, 12:28 PM
....
fusew3rks
10-09-2009, 12:28 PM
We all live in a yellow submarine...
dareall
10-09-2009, 12:30 PM
gross, yellow submarines are filled with seamen
fusew3rks
10-09-2009, 12:31 PM
no, the Navy is...
ARIO98zx2
10-09-2009, 12:32 PM
loleras
fusew3rks
10-09-2009, 12:35 PM
shit...
The Navy just has GHEY written all over it.
blue_2001
10-09-2009, 12:36 PM
imbored
fusew3rks
10-09-2009, 12:36 PM
Hence who wrote the song...
blue_2001
10-09-2009, 12:37 PM
iz anyboyz elze bored
Alwayssideways
10-09-2009, 12:39 PM
post
DERP DERP
http://www.nightbiscuit.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/derp.jpg
DERP
Alwayssideways
10-09-2009, 12:43 PM
crack head
fusew3rks
10-09-2009, 12:46 PM
shit or get off the pot.
http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u69/jesper13/ORLYowl.jpg
InsanezX2
10-09-2009, 12:48 PM
http://i35.tinypic.com/jk80m0.gif
This thread is full of useful information.
blue_2001
10-09-2009, 12:49 PM
thriller
thriller
Michael Jackson is not dead. It's a publicity stunt. He'll be returning as a zombie on Halloween to do Thriller 4 reelz.
fusew3rks
10-09-2009, 12:52 PM
lawl
blue_2001
10-09-2009, 12:55 PM
Lol
fusew3rks
10-09-2009, 12:57 PM
superman that hoe...
Alwayssideways
10-09-2009, 01:00 PM
i like insane's mini movie
blue_2001
10-09-2009, 01:00 PM
...............
fusew3rks
10-09-2009, 01:04 PM
POW! Right in the kisser...POW! Right in the kisser...POW! Right in the kisser...POW! Right in the kisser...POW! Right in the kisser...POW! Right in the kisser...POW! Right in the kisser...POW! Right in the kisser...POW! Right in the kisser...POW! Right in the kisser...
I slept with ants last night.
fusew3rks
10-09-2009, 01:13 PM
I slept in the nude.
carbonzx2
10-09-2009, 01:15 PM
damn. tmi
blue_2001
10-09-2009, 01:17 PM
I slept with ants last night.
hope u wore a condom
carbonzx2
10-09-2009, 01:25 PM
ha
fusew3rks
10-09-2009, 01:33 PM
where are the post w/ substance?
blue_2001
10-09-2009, 01:35 PM
this post has substance
carbonzx2
10-09-2009, 01:36 PM
and lots of it
ilarson007
10-09-2009, 01:38 PM
home finally
carbonzx2
10-09-2009, 01:38 PM
yay! where did you go?
raider
10-09-2009, 01:40 PM
Gay fag is faggety gay whos the gayest gay fag of all the faggety gay fags
and hes a homo
ilarson007
10-09-2009, 01:40 PM
school and work. not yay
carbonzx2
10-09-2009, 01:47 PM
well im still at work, so you are doing better than me
ilarson007
10-09-2009, 01:49 PM
I'm part time cause I'm a full time student...
blue_2001
10-09-2009, 01:49 PM
im here for 45 more mins
ilarson007
10-09-2009, 01:50 PM
that sucks. I know that feeling.
Here for a few more hours. Watching Damages at work...it's a movie that will be out soon with Stone Cold...about underground cage fighting. So far pretty good.
blue_2001
10-09-2009, 01:52 PM
.....................
carbonzx2
10-09-2009, 01:54 PM
im not a fan of steve austin as an actor
ilarson007
10-09-2009, 01:55 PM
how the hell are you allowed to watch movies?
carbonzx2
10-09-2009, 01:55 PM
fun jobs
I sit on the computer at work, and watch them. I go to good sites. :)
blue_2001
10-09-2009, 01:58 PM
ooooooooo
ilarson007
10-09-2009, 02:02 PM
loser.
carbonzx2
10-09-2009, 02:03 PM
i used to have a job and all i did all day was play games and watch movies. i had a ps2 and a gamecube that i used. off season at a theme park kicks ass. only bad side was 12 hour shifts
http://totallylookslike.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/this-lolcat-totally-looks-like-the-awesome-smiley.jpg
carbonzx2
10-09-2009, 02:03 PM
kitty!
http://www.boatcrime.com/comics/2009-09-21-Gadgets.png
carbonzx2
10-09-2009, 02:12 PM
gay. but funny
You're gay and not funny.
ilarson007
10-09-2009, 02:32 PM
dammit. now I'm bored.
Alwayssideways
10-09-2009, 02:41 PM
family guy quotes =10 points
CSCustomCars
10-09-2009, 02:51 PM
"Did you hear that Meg? Guys can marry other guys now. So...this is awkward, but I mean, if they can do that, that is pretty much it for you, isn't it? I mean you as well pack it in. Game over."
--Stewie
+10 points for me.
ilarson007
10-09-2009, 02:52 PM
"What ah, What's going on?"
gold_member
10-09-2009, 02:52 PM
i'll get more points than anyone.
"victory is mine"
CSCustomCars
10-09-2009, 02:55 PM
"Who's leg do you have to hump to get a dry martini around here?"
gold_member
10-09-2009, 02:57 PM
"i'm not going to call an ambulance, because then you won't learn anything"
CSCustomCars
10-09-2009, 03:00 PM
Judge: I'm sentencing you to 24 months in prison.
Lois: Oh no!
Brian: Oh no!
Chris: Oh no!
Meg: Oh no!
Kool Aid Guy: OOOOOOOH YA! (Pauses - Backs away slowly....)
gold_member
10-09-2009, 03:04 PM
"Fat chicks need love too...they just have to PAY!"
CSCustomCars
10-09-2009, 03:05 PM
"I just spent all morning watching a VH1 special on Gwen Stefani. I don't know what a Hollaback girl is. All I know is that I want her dead."
gold_member
10-09-2009, 03:11 PM
Hello, 911? It's Quagmire. Yeah, it's caught in the window this time.
CSCustomCars
10-09-2009, 03:15 PM
"Trisha Takinawa: Here comes Mayor Adam West himself. Mr. West, do you have any words for our viewers?
Mayor Adam West: Box, toaster, aluminum, maple syrup... no I take that one back. I'm gonna hold onto that one."
gold_member
10-09-2009, 03:18 PM
Here's to the Drunken Clam, where they don't ask for proof of age and neither do I
carbonzx2
10-09-2009, 03:20 PM
"Well, looks like its about time to hit the dusty trail"
CSCustomCars
10-09-2009, 03:23 PM
"My fellow Americans, I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus. And I am sorry."
gold_member
10-09-2009, 03:28 PM
If dogs aren't supposed to eat dental floss out of the trash, why did they make it mint flavored?
carbonzx2
10-09-2009, 03:28 PM
"Meg....who let you back in the house?"
CSCustomCars
10-09-2009, 03:29 PM
Lois: Oh, I haven't been on a college campus in years. Everything seems so different.
Stewie: Really? Perhaps if you laid on your back with your ankles behind your ears that would ring a few bells.
Okay thats all for now. I need a nap.
carbonzx2
10-09-2009, 03:32 PM
there should be an entire tread devoted to family guy quotes.
Stewie: "You guys have ruined Star Trek: The Next Generation for me"
gold_member
10-09-2009, 03:34 PM
I'm not drunk, all right. I just have a speech impediment ... and a stomach virus ... and an inner ear infection.
carbonzx2
10-09-2009, 03:36 PM
"so which one of you girls wants to lose their virginity?"
gold_member
10-09-2009, 03:38 PM
Hey, Peter, it's seven o'clock and you've still got your pants on. What's the occassion?
Alwayssideways
10-09-2009, 03:39 PM
hahah great soo , keep them coming
carbonzx2
10-09-2009, 03:59 PM
"So Meg, lets have a look at that virgina"
http://www.cynical-c.com/archives/bloggraphics/griffin1.jpg
kyoreader
10-09-2009, 04:11 PM
^repost^
Alwayssideways
10-09-2009, 04:12 PM
still pretty good though
CSCustomCars
10-09-2009, 04:15 PM
I never saw that pic. Thats pretty funny!
kyoreader
10-09-2009, 04:16 PM
i posted it a few days ago that's why i said it lol i found the pic back in 05
Alwayssideways
10-09-2009, 04:18 PM
ahhh
gold_member
10-09-2009, 04:40 PM
ehhhh
CSCustomCars
10-09-2009, 04:42 PM
Thats a keeper
You can all just shut the fuck up!
ilarson007
10-09-2009, 04:50 PM
No Lois, we're not terrible people. Horses are terrible people.
kyoreader
10-09-2009, 04:55 PM
how do you post moving gifs
you just put this. in front on ANY picture.
[moviegif] said pic [/movingif]
kyoreader
10-09-2009, 05:01 PM
driftin
DOUGIESTYLE
10-09-2009, 05:03 PM
Post
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kyoreader
10-09-2009, 05:12 PM
wtf the first .gif worked it keeps converting it to a .jpg
ARIO98zx2
10-09-2009, 05:48 PM
nope
CSCustomCars
10-09-2009, 06:33 PM
not uh
Alwayssideways
10-09-2009, 06:46 PM
werd
CSCustomCars
10-09-2009, 06:53 PM
post
ARIO98zx2
10-09-2009, 06:58 PM
lo
CSCustomCars
10-09-2009, 06:58 PM
check out my funny sh*t post.
crazy34
10-09-2009, 07:53 PM
dirt
If you pull out and it's brown...don't frown.
InsanezX2
10-09-2009, 07:58 PM
http://i38.tinypic.com/b5ju9y.gif
ARIO98zx2
10-09-2009, 07:59 PM
lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face lol smiley face
kyoreader
10-09-2009, 08:04 PM
i give up
http://i38.tinypic.com/b5ju9y.gif
wat da fack
JenzZx2
10-09-2009, 08:33 PM
I don't get this present day thread business........
corbygasm
10-09-2009, 08:35 PM
jen dosnt get SHIT!!!
carguy07
10-09-2009, 08:36 PM
be nice corbin
be nice corbin
That's asking far too much.
corbygasm
10-09-2009, 08:38 PM
well i know one thing she isnt getting...its the box of rape cause its MINE!!
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