Present Day © v.2********

[joshalabama]

Put Sharkey in the food processor!!!

[Alwayssideways]

no double posting newb, hehehehehe

[CJW]

Posted via Mobile Device

[Kage]

Oh shit, everyone start fuckin' posting!!!

[Alwayssideways]

Posted via Hot Air Balloon Navigated By a Porn Star

[DOUGIESTYLE]

This is me fuckin' posting!!

[Mike]

Hey.

[Kage]

Posted via Hot Air Balloon Navigated By a Porn Star

High-altitude cumshot!

[Alwayssideways]

sucks to be the guy on the ground .

[Kage]

sucks to be the guy on the ground .
Reminds me of the dude filming the buttsecks scene in Zach & Miri Make A Porno. Gallon bucket of pudding...

[joshalabama]

Gosh, so much pudding.

[Kage]

Gosh, so much pudding.
Now I crave some buttsecks.

:bangnana:

[DexterZX2]

I better get some posts in before this is closed.

[Mike]

I just crave food.

[Kage]

I better get some posts in before this is closed.

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk163/MayhemOfTheBlackUnderclass/ThreadsClosed.jpg

[DexterZX2]

If it was closed, this post wouldn't post.

[Alwayssideways]

troof

[DexterZX2]

Word Yo!

[Alwayssideways]

ya yo

[Mike]

Blah.

[DexterZX2]

I got a free lunch at work today.

[CJW]

Posted via Mobile Device

[SoCalZX2]

I'm having chicken n dumplings for lunch today...

[DexterZX2]

Pulled Pork Sandwich, Potato Salad, Beans, Pickles, Cookies and Turkey Hill Iced Tea.

[Alwayssideways]

i had yogurt, halloween cookies and thats about it

[Mike]

I came to work today and had a $100 American Express gift card waiting for me.


WOOT!

[Alwayssideways]

thats hot. I bought some christmas presents today. I think Im gonna get that shit out of the way early so I can relaz a little this xmas

[Mike]

I need to, but I'm just way too damn lazy to.

[carbonzx2]

i got a $7 tip for taking a customer to the airport. thats like free lunch

[Alwayssideways]

yeah, I just hate waiting till the last minute . especially for my GF .

[carbonzx2]

me too

[Mike]

I never know what to get anyone.

[Alwayssideways]

im on the fence. engagement ring for the GF or finish the turbo . I know which way I want to go , but she would disagree . heheh

[Mike]

You'll always have a time and chance to get her a ring...you won't always have the time and chance to boost your Zx2.

Plus...that ring is just gonna lead to headaches, less sex, stress, no sex, kids, more headaches, less money, oh and no sex.

[joshalabama]

What to eat today...

[Alwayssideways]

hahah good point,


I have always said, a bad day with the car is better than a good day with a GF

[Mike]

Exactly.

[Alwayssideways]

hahahh still have to christmas shop. I would rather spend money on the turbo . heheh

[Mike]

Get the turbo for yourself, for Christmas.

[Alwayssideways]

nicely played

[Mike]

Just put "From: Santa".....

She'll never know. ;)

[CSCustomCars]

I have to pee

[Mike]

Shut up.

[Alwayssideways]

Hahahha
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[Mike]

Getting hungry.

[Alwayssideways]

I'm good for a little while. I might see if I can hold off until dinner.
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[Mike]

I haven't ate yet today.

[Alwayssideways]

Yeah. Then it's time to eat something.
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[CSCustomCars]

Neva!

[Alwayssideways]

Settle down you
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[Mike]

I will, right before I get sick from not eating.

[Alwayssideways]

Nice. Time it right
Posted via Mobile Device

[Mike]

I usually do.

[Alwayssideways]

thats what she said. heheh

I cant wait to see the post count at the end of this when Carl post it

[dareall]

yeah

[SoCalZX2]

I'd buy a xmas gift for the wife... but her bday is around thanksgiving... So it's pointless lol

[carbonzx2]

we need around 1100 more posts

[Alwayssideways]

keep postin suckas

[carbonzx2]

im doing it

[Alwayssideways]

yes you are. heheh

[CJW]

Posted via Mobile Device

[Mike]

Eating pretzels.

[carbonzx2]

working hard

[dareall]

posting via stationary device

Posted via Stationary Device

[carbonzx2]

what kind of device?

[Mike]

His vehicle.

[CJW]

what kind of device?



Posted via Mobile Device

[Alwayssideways]

Posted via Peep Show in Compton

[carbonzx2]

i dont get to post from anything but a computer. no internet on my phone

[Mike]

Get with the times.

[carbonzx2]

i is poor

[pissdrunx16]

i hate rain

[CJW]

Posted via Dubbsy's Super Awesome BlackBerry which is a pretty sweet Device

[carbonzx2]

i used to have a blackberry

[Mike]

I haz a Blackberry. :)

[Alwayssideways]

i haz iphone

[Mike]

^^You haz a isuckphone.

[carbonzx2]

I have a sweet LG touch screen phone. i cant remember the model

[DexterZX2]

Halloween Parade tonight, Halloween Party tomorrow night.

[dareall]

i can haz phones, haha

Posted via Haha Device, haha

[pissdrunx16]

i likez my iphizzle

[Mike]

haha

[carbonzx2]

when the iphones come to verizon i will get one

[Mike]

haha.

[Alwayssideways]

Posted via ISuckPhone FTW MOFO

[carbonzx2]

i want

[Mike]

I want a lot.

[carbonzx2]

just for all the free apps

[pissdrunx16]

oh shizzzz

[Alwayssideways]

hahah

[carbonzx2]

yea

[Mike]

I have a Hero....that has all the free apps. :)


I just don't use it.

[carbonzx2]

i would use the phone all day

[Zx2 puller]

post

[carbonzx2]

http://i573.photobucket.com/albums/ss178/carbonzx2/drumsandhotwheels004.jpg

[carguy07]

post.

[carbonzx2]

this is what i want to be doing right now

http://i573.photobucket.com/albums/ss178/carbonzx2/drumsandhotwheels001.jpg

[dareall]

^^sitting doing nothing ??? :shrug:

[carbonzx2]

oh wait, thats what im doing

[dareall]

cool, goal accomplished :judge:

[carbonzx2]

YA!

[Mike]

I would like to have a beer right now.

[carbonzx2]

i dont like beer

[Mike]

I do.

[carbonzx2]

thats good. someone has to drink it

[dareall]

6000 posts, here we come :run:

[carbonzx2]

i know, im helping

[Mike]

I'm not.

[carbonzx2]

sure you are

[Alwayssideways]

I like beer

[carbonzx2]

thats cool

[Mike]

I am not.

[Alwayssideways]

you are , if you drink beer

[Mike]

Then I am.

[carbonzx2]

helping the cause

[Mike]

No.

[Alwayssideways]

Hmm beer . eehhehe sorry kind of fixated

[carbonzx2]

yes

[Mike]

Not no, but hell fucking no.

[Alwayssideways]

hahahhaha

Posted Via Lady GaGa

[carbonzx2]

hahahhaha

Posted Via Lady GaGa

thats great :bangnana:

[Alwayssideways]

hahah That he/she knows the deal

[Mike]

Hot chick with a huge penis.

[carbonzx2]

wow.

[Alwayssideways]

Mike is probably not too far from the truth

[carbonzx2]

yea, ive heard tales about it

[DOUGIESTYLE]

post

[Alwayssideways]

Jessie James (the female singer ) on the other hand. Well yes. Google

[Mike]

Hmm....

[Alwayssideways]

yeah

[CJW]

Posted via Mobile Device

[Alwayssideways]

Posted via computer determined to hit the 6k thread post

[drkarmysldr]

IN

[Mike]

This won't happen.

[Alwayssideways]

I know this , but my dell optiplex 745 thinks otherwise

[drkarmysldr]

Sure it will

[Mike]

Fuck your Dell. :)

[Alwayssideways]

werd

[drkarmysldr]

Fuck your couch.

[Mike]

I'm not on a couch.

[drkarmysldr]

still....... fuck it.

[Mike]

I just might.

[Alwayssideways]

"F8Ck her gently
http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff213/boostint2/comp.jpg

[Mike]

No, fuck her hard.

[DOUGIESTYLE]

With a hammer

[CJW]

Posted via Mobile Device

[Alwayssideways]

keep the boots on for traction baby

[CJW]

Posted via Mobile Device

[Alwayssideways]

sup?

[Mike]

Hush....

[drkarmysldr]

yo mouph

[Mike]

Ok.

[CJW]

Posted via Mobile Device

[CSCustomCars]

thppppt

[Mike]

Need to eat.

[drkarmysldr]

whats cooking?

[Mike]

Probably Subway.

[drkarmysldr]

garbage

[capitalcrew]

post

[chik]

deez nutz.

[capitalcrew]

deez.

[ilarson007]

cd's

[chik]

^His.

[capitalcrew]

mine.

[Mike]

I like Quiznos more...but that is off base, and Subway is inside the same building I'm in.

[ilarson007]

nemo

[carbonzx2]

did anyone find him?

[ilarson007]

yeah.

[Mike]

We may get to 400 pages.

[ilarson007]

i hope so

[chik]

did anyone find him?

I found his nutz..



(Seriously, find who?)

[ilarson007]

nemo

[Mike]

Fuck Nemo.

[carbonzx2]

eat nemo

[ilarson007]

no, eat nemo's little buddy, Mr. salmon. :)

[carbonzx2]

wouldnt that be his bigger buddy?

[lilzx2]

I met an Asian girl named Nimo once. Yep, it was tasty.

[carbonzx2]

fun

[Mike]

hfufguyfyguio8976789ghjh

[carbonzx2]

yep. what he said

[CSCustomCars]

:ttnana:..............:satannana:

[ilarson007]

ug.

[lilzx2]

Scooby Dooby Doo

[ilarson007]

double ug.

[carbonzx2]

where are you?

[ilarson007]

idk

[Mike]

90210

[ilarson007]

ghey

[carbonzx2]

beverly hills....thats where i want to be!

[ilarson007]

rolling like a celebrity

[capitalcrew]

;egj

[Alwayssideways]

Beverly Hills Ninja

[carbonzx2]

whoo!

[ilarson007]

t

[dareall]

I met an Asian girl named Nimo once. Yep, it was tasty.

banging asian girls is great, but I only end up horny again 30 minutes later :shrug:

[ilarson007]

i don't have any experience with that^^

[dean]

smells lke

[carbonzx2]

me neither

[ilarson007]

teen spirit

[carbonzx2]

i hate nirvana

[ilarson007]

fool

[carbonzx2]

yea, i know

[Alwayssideways]

Yup
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[drkarmysldr]

Mike Jones

[Alwayssideways]

Uh huh
Posted via Mobile Device

[drkarmysldr]

Fairy!!!

[carbonzx2]

post

[drkarmysldr]

Tramatic

[Alwayssideways]

Yes I know
Posted via Mobile Device

[carbonzx2]

see you are not too late

[drkarmysldr]

Stress

[carbonzx2]

huh?

[Alwayssideways]

Posted via Mobile Device

[drkarmysldr]

disorder

[carbonzx2]

not a mobile!

[drkarmysldr]

Yup its a mobile

[Alwayssideways]

Yes
Posted via Mobile Device

[ilarson007]

you move fast.

[drkarmysldr]

No kidding

[Alwayssideways]

I hear that slot
Posted via Mobile Device

[drkarmysldr]

Slut? Where?

[ilarson007]

hearing is overrated.

[raider]

posting...

[Alwayssideways]

I meant a lot. Fricken auto correct feature
Posted via Mobile Device

[carbonzx2]

quick people

[drkarmysldr]

Say that in space.

[Alwayssideways]

Ok
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[ilarson007]

who is newb?

[carbonzx2]

you cant talk in space

[drkarmysldr]

Just that. A newb. I bought rlbzx2's car. Then joined up.

[ilarson007]

exactly

[Alwayssideways]

Not me. Post count equals penis size
Posted via Mobile Device

[drkarmysldr]

Hence the joke about saying it in space.......

[ilarson007]

aahahaha

[Alwayssideways]

Don't get it
Posted via Mobile Device

[ilarson007]

what does it matter

[drkarmysldr]

Ill try to bring it down a bit so it doesnt go over your head next time.

[carbonzx2]

Don't get it
Posted via Mobile Device

x2
:winkyface:

[Alwayssideways]

It really doesn't
Posted via Mobile Device

[carbonzx2]

yea, no one cares

[drkarmysldr]

not at all

[ilarson007]

postzoing

[carbonzx2]

so how about you post pics of the car newb

[drkarmysldr]

isnt that the point of this?

[Alwayssideways]

Bing
Posted via Mobile Device

[ilarson007]

asdf

[drkarmysldr]

Search rlbzx2's ad in the vehicles for sale section. Nothings changed.

[Alwayssideways]

Ummm ok
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[carbonzx2]

i meant in like a "hey, im new to the site" posting in the newbie section. that way you can introduce yourself

[ilarson007]

phailzor