f'in cats... this neighborhood will be rid of them soon

[powder]

So i was typing out a reply to someone on here about my house. All of a sudden i hear something hit the window of the room i'm in and my head reactively moves in that direction and i spot a cat's head dropping down below the window. Scared the shit out of me, fuckin shit head!

I run and grab my favorite toy for cats, a non lethal airsoft gun that shoots 350 fps, the likes of which has made many cats wish they hadn't fucked w/ me. I go back into the room, creep up to the window and slowly open it about 3 inches. The little asshole is sitting down below the window, and as soon as he see's me opening it further, he jumps up again to try and get in. lmfao... he did not realize that i had the tip of the barrel out the window at this point... **click, blap, raaaaaawr!** First time i've ever seen a cat change directions in mid air... i swear he didn't touch a fucking thing and just darted off into the bushes screamin like a bitch.

Flat out awesome.

If it's the same one who's been puting muddy paw prints on my fuckin car, next time will be the 800 fps pellet gun.

[OGreaTFuzzY1]

lmfao thats great. i would of enjoied seeing you scared. makes me glad im not a cat today

~Fuzzy

[powder]

I shouldn't have said scared, cuz it was a slight startle.

[00zx2s/r]

admit it, you were scared!

[OGreaTFuzzY1]

still none the less ill send you a mask :D i know it scared my dogs to death

~Fuzzy

[powder]

Anything that comes near my house should be scared. Just knowing how fucked something would be to mess w/ me, makes me smile at the word "scared."

That answer your retorical question? lmao

[zxtwou2]

2 in the chest, 1 in the head!

[powder]

That's only if it's a 12 gauge, Tim. Anything else, just empty the clip.

[zxtwou2]

must be a big cat!

[powder]

Fuckin glutton for punishment i guess.

I just want out to have a cig but before i went out i looked out the window and the same fuckin cat was sittin on my hood. Now, the way i park, i got a good side view of the car. I grabbed my pellet gun and quietly opened the window, and the cat stood up on my hood to give me a better shot. **blap** no more cat. I checked outside after, and the cat wasn't anywhere to be seen so i assume he lived, but his days are numbered now. That fucker's goin down.

[ZX2 Sleeper]

Ha powder is scared of little kittens!

I wish i had something to scare of all the beasts around my house, until i was 17 i never slept with my window open.. There's many scary monsters outside my house( i live with woods behind my house).

^ im kidding i was scared, i have enough firepower to take on the whole country of kazakahstan!

[powder]

Very nice, how much.

[zxtwou2]

^ im kidding i was scared, i have enough firepower to take on the whole country of kazakahstan!

that's not hard....that whole country is in such sorry condition...a poorly placed fart will knock it all down.

[powder]

Or strategically.

[ZX2 Sleeper]

I was being realistic, but there is enough firepower to scare off all the panthers in my neighborhood.

Man up and go for panthers and then go for mail men!

[powder]

I ain't goin for nothin... they're all comin for me!

[zxtwou2]

put out some poisonous milk or something.

[powder]

That's not as fun though.

[OGreaTFuzzY1]

you want to hurt them not kill them -_-

~Fuzzy

[powder]

Who said that?

[OGreaTFuzzY1]

its not humane. that could be some lil girls pet.

~Fuzzy

[Buster]

GOOD JOB!

Maybe you could start some kind of cat task force and rid all towns of all cats.

[00zx2s/r]

^how bout no! lol

[Buster]

Awwwww...you like cats?

You can follow them to their new home.

Seriously, stray cats are annoying creatures and need to be dealt with.

[corby_baby]

dude i have muddy cats prints on my car every morning. from the front all the way to the back, it pisses me offffff...but i love my cats and would never shoot them with anything like that :]

[AtlanticblueZX2]

when i lived in a dif town there were rabid cats so we would catch them in a racoon trap with a little tuna, then they would meet some buckshot in the country

[corby_baby]

when i lived in a dif town there were rabid cats so we would catch them in a racoon trap with a little tuna, then they would meet some buckshot in the country

thats horrible.

[Bos Engel]

I like using the old paintball gun. That way I'm sure if it's the same cat again.

[AtlanticblueZX2]

I have little sisters, the cats shit in their sand box. And we really didnt want them to get bit, the owner had 50+ cats. he didnt even know. They were in OUR yard..if they didnt get caught they would get an arrow from our crossbow. Either way they never made it back to their yard..Plus, its SD. No one cares. you could almost go sight in the deer rifle in your back yard and noone would care. unlike the new town we moved to, you make a sparkler bomb, you almost get sent off

[powder]

Awwwww...you like cats?

You can follow them to their new home.

Seriously, stray cats are annoying creatures and need to be dealt with.

That's right, keep your cats in the confines of your house and you won't have to wonder if they're ever coming back.

[JessicaOfVA]

I don't agree with being inhumane towards animals. But at the same time, I think cats should be kept indoors and be spayed/neutered. I have 3 cats and they are strictly indoor kitties and they are spayed/neutered. There are too many cats around here and they just keep on making more. It's really annoying to have a cat come dig and poop in your flower garden or to find paw prints on your car when you just detailed it.

I do get a big kick out my cat Lily though. She'll watch out the window and look at the stray cats. And if you aren't paying attention when you open the door, she'll dart out and go beat the crap out of them. Really funny considering she's an indoor cat.

[peter-vz]

Last year I bought a cat for my sister and she didn't like it, why? it was always sleeping and didn't want to play.
I decided to get rid of it so I gave it to mother nature and bought a chihuahua.
Now I've been trying to make the dog or rat what ever you wanna call it, sleep out side but he cry when hes not inside so now it sleeps in the living room, the cat could be :bangnana: to survive. lol sorry

[dean]

my neighbors cat used to come over and pee on my porch all the time, and then tease my dog for hours. i was working on the car one day and out of the corner of my eye i saw him near my porch. out of instinct i threw what i had in my hand at him. (a screwdriver) and it stuck him right behind the back legs. cat took off running with my screwdriver still in him. never saw the cat or my screwdriver again.

[Jade]

I guess you'll have to define inhumane..... popping a cat with a paintball gun, I have no problems with. Heck, even shooting one and killing it is ok with me, as long as it doesn't suffer. Stray cats are THE most annoying this EVER. If some parent lets their little girl have a cat, and I kill it because it's walking on my car.... well, then that parent needs a lesson in responsible pet ownership. Keep your cat indoors if you dont want it to die (i mean, it could be hit by a car too ya know!).

And for the record, i have a dog AND a cat (indoor). And strays torture my cat. They sit outside the window, and just fuck with her head. She's even hurt herself attacking the window glass.... it's sad.

-Jade

[wifeszx2]

Outdoor (stray/alley) cats are useful, I like them more than indoor/house cats. They kill off mice, rats, etc. There is the population problem however. If you have outside dogs you usually won't have many cats clawing up outdoor furniture, peeing in your car, leaving muddy paw prints on your paint, or crapping in your flower beds. Now if you have one of those foo-foo dogs that is smaller than a cat or a wimpy dog that likes cats, get a 22 long rifle or .410 bore shotgun to reduce the cat population.