powder
10-03-2011, 03:50 AM
So this civic hatch tonight on the way to work was trying to race me. All i did was turn my interior lights on and stare at him blankly. He was doing the ricer pedal thing except not how a fast car does it... you know, actually going somewhere when he hits the pedal.
Long story less long, i literally just stared at him with my interior lights on the whole time, as he'd glance over at me and hit the gas and go forward then fall back. Then he got pissed at me cuz i was just sitting on cruise control and he started yelling "COME ON MAN, LETS GO". More blank staring. Then he flipped me off and yelled "FINE, FUCK YOU". Which reminded me of Ja Rule in the Fast and the Furious when Monica wouldn't have sex with him after he lost the race. So then he hit the gas again and accelerated at the rate of about 5 mph per minute... but really loud so that it seemed faster. Good times.
Long story less long, i literally just stared at him with my interior lights on the whole time, as he'd glance over at me and hit the gas and go forward then fall back. Then he got pissed at me cuz i was just sitting on cruise control and he started yelling "COME ON MAN, LETS GO". More blank staring. Then he flipped me off and yelled "FINE, FUCK YOU". Which reminded me of Ja Rule in the Fast and the Furious when Monica wouldn't have sex with him after he lost the race. So then he hit the gas again and accelerated at the rate of about 5 mph per minute... but really loud so that it seemed faster. Good times.