View Full Version : Pissed off a bicyclist today.
Koisushi
06-12-2008, 05:16 PM
This morning was nice and warm.
On the way to work a bicyclist decided he was cool like traffic and was blocking up traffic. This annoyed me. I decided to get behind him on my bike and acted like i was pedaling. As I got up close to him i acted like i was peddling harder to catch up and got up next to him in 1st gear and started wacking the throttle acting like i was peddling REALLY hard to get ahead, then backed off. I continued this until he flipped me off. I acted like i was wiping sweat off my forehead and left him be and waved back.
He moved over into the bicycle lane.
Objective complete.
blue_2001
06-12-2008, 05:18 PM
thats great
oh shit that's funny.
Damn...people think they own the road.
Koisushi
06-12-2008, 05:19 PM
It makes no sense to me why the dork was in traffic when the bike lane was 3 ft to the right hand side. He could have let traffic by and went on his merry way but he figured he'd become traffic. I figured hell if he's gonna pretend to be a biker i'll go on a group ride with him!
PHeller
06-12-2008, 05:21 PM
I ride bicycle.
That guy was a douche.
It'd be one thing if was doing the speed limit or more (which can be done in the right situations), but anyone who blocks traffic, whether it be grandma, scooter, Amish buggy Kenyan runner, whatever the case may be, they should move over
Koisushi
06-12-2008, 05:23 PM
Exactly. I have no issues with bicyclists in general. It's a common courtesy thing, and he was having none.
JoshDank
06-12-2008, 05:44 PM
That's hilarious. Glad to see you're back Koi
capitalcrew
06-12-2008, 05:45 PM
LOL. Awesome. I love reading stories on the bike forums, there is ALWAYS epic stuff like this posted. :rofl:
carguy07
06-12-2008, 05:48 PM
the cyclist i can't stand is the one that merges onto the road when the light is green and goes onto the sidewalk when the light is red. just do us all a favor and merge right into the ditch and stay there.
Lol thats to funny! I wish I could have seen you doing that!
zx2cambo
06-12-2008, 06:41 PM
that is priceless......i wish you had someone following you with a camera because that would have been the winner on some funniest home video places LMFAO!
SnowBoardinWNY
06-17-2008, 01:29 PM
lol thats awesome.
ZeeEcksTwo
06-17-2008, 04:13 PM
Try it with a bike cop next time.
david gettle
06-17-2008, 04:36 PM
LOL that's funny. Then again I've been known to pass cars on my Schwinn. 40 in a 25 on a bicycle can be fun :)
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