Segway motorcycle thing

[AZN_ZX2]

http://www.chicagotribune.com/business/chi-mxa0629unojun29,0,111563.story

[Connal]

I would personally beat up like thirty kids to get one of those. And I mean beat with a lead pipe.

[AZN_ZX2]

With barbed wire wrapped around it?

[5spdzx2]

that thing is ugly as hell and the guy looks like a tool on there haha. thanks for posting that though.

[zxtwou2]

dude...i could totally do a wheelie on that thing

[5spdzx2]

^ just lean that bitch sideways and there you go

[PHeller]

Have you guys seen what happens when a Segway gets messed up and goes over? You go flat on your face. This would be even better.

[ravensguildassasin]

i would still kill for one of those...

[capitalcrew]

I'd kill myself if I was seen near on of those.

[Connal]

With barbed wire wrapped around it?

Let me elaborate. A lead pipe, with a midget tied on, with barbed wire, holding a knife, that was hooked up to a tazer, that was powered by the souls of babies.

All while screaming about how whitey is keeping us down.

[Mike]

^^lol

[Buster]

that thing is ugly as hell and the guy looks like a tool on there haha. thanks for posting that though.

Agreed.

I like this part:

"It was absolutely terrifying," he said of his first ride, which ended with a crash that chipped a kneecap.

[Buster]

I'd kill myself if I was seen near on of those.

You'd also kill yourself if you were ON one of those.

Every buyer will.

This thing is the chlorine needed for the gene pool.

[Grommish]

He chipped his kneecap during the prototype intiital testing.. They've enhanced the gyroscopes since then.. Looks badass, but it screams "Send me a fat guy!".. Ooooh yah..

[capitalcrew]

You'd also kill yourself if you were ON one of those.

Every buyer will.

This thing is the chlorine needed for the gene pool.

I'm not that uncoordinated. I just think its gayer than a pink dancing elephant. :elephant:

[Beodude123]

They used those things in airports in England. They are a real trip to see going around.

They had a segway tour in France too. I saw like 30 people rolling around on them.