HAHA stupid rich kid.

[random_hero]

So today I'm on my way home, were both at an intersection....he revs at me, I rev at him....just waiting for the light to turn green..... I see on the otherside it just went red, so I dump the clutch at about 6,000 RPMS and the tires start spinning doing a huge smokey burnout, this other kid trys to take off as cool but just cant do it. So I'm at 6,500 in first, slam it into second, chirp the tires, start climbing in 2nd. Were pretty even; hit the top and shift to third, he's done for. I couldnt believe it.



I actually just beat a fighter jet made of bicepts.


Fuckin Crazy.

[AZN_ZX2]

lol what kinda car

[xtremecaraudio]

LMAO, I beat one of those last week. :dance:

They think there all fast with their jet engines and shit.

[NyStYlEz]

Posted via Mobile Devicehuh?

[phosphite]

Saab?

[capitalcrew]

:rofl: MENERGY!

[younglink309]

these aren't your dad's puns, these are energy puns. TURBOPUNS!

[WillZX2]

400 babies!

[tylahjames]

"Kenyans! You'll be as fast a Kenyans!"

"When God gives you lemons, you FIND A NEW GOD!"

[capitalcrew]

Godberry! King of the juice.


Mother nature will be like sllooooooowww doooowwwwn and you'll be like FUCK YOU! and kick her in the face with your ENERGY LEGS.

[ZX2Extreme]

Now in GUN

[capitalcrew]

no.

He says,

"AND GUN!"

[powder]

More like a hotwheels jet made of french fries.

[random_hero]

Wat.

[powder]

Wat.

I know.

[NyStYlEz]

Posted via Mobile Device that run on kechup gas?

[MrWeeyums]

What about me and my blue collar?

JUICE SPRINGSTEIN!

Turn your everyman into a BEVRYMAN! Bevry stands for BEVERAGE!