Insurance excuses

[Wogdog]

These are supposed to be real accident affidavids filed with insurance companies after accidents. Sorry for another link post :sad:

http://www.rinkworks.com/said/insurance.shtml

[pissdrunx16]

Posted via Mobile Device I personally like the "I saw the slow moving, sad-old faced gentleman as he bounced off the hood of my car"LOL WTF

[Buster]

MY FAVORITES:


"Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have."

:rofl:

"The pedestrian had no idea which direction to go, so I ran over him."

:rofl: :rofl:

"I was taking my canary to the hospital. It got loose in the car and flew out the window. The next thing I saw was his rear end, and there was a crash."

HUH?


"I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident."

I'd fall asleep too!


"I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows."

:sheep:


"I was on the way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident."

See kids, this is why you need to pay attention in English class.



"To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, I struck the pedestrian."

Hey, saved the car a lot of damage. :D



"In my attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole."

Please say there's a video of this!



"A truck backed though my windshield and into my wife's face."


She must have a big face!



"The telephone pole was approaching fast. I was attempting to swerve out of its path when it struck my front end."


Always the pole's fault!




"I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law, and headed over the embankment."

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Jesusfrk611]

I wouldn't like to be the guy that this guy crashed into... "When I could not avoid a collision, I stepped on the gas and crashed into the other car."

And how about the stationary truck coming the other way... "I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way."

This guy can be parked and crash into someone at the same time... "My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle."