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koihoshi
08-20-2008, 07:26 PM
Embarrassing moment of the week.

So on my DVR at home once it's done it'll ask me if i want to delete the recording when i'm done watching. If I don't respond in 5 minutes the prompt just goes away and it goes to the last channel that was playing.

Well, I really like Starz. It has had a lot of my favorite movies lately and I was watching it. I decided to watch a MotoGP race.

My girlfriend told me she was going to bed. I told her as soon as the race was over I would be up stairs because I was tired too. The race was almost over and I wanted a beer and something to snack on. So i went to the kitchen. Went upstairs and stuck some stuff in the dryer. Having entirely forgot about the end of the race I had recorded I got sidetracked and started cleaning my room.

I come back downstairs and my girlfriend was hungry and wanted to come downstairs and get a quick snack with me and watch the last few minutes of the race with me.

Rather than the race... she got downstairs before me. Only to find that the recording was over. It had jumped back to starz and was into a full on late night porno with some chick riding a guy.

First words out of her mouth were "WHAT are you watching?"

Me "MotoGP."
Her "This isn't motoGP" as i walk downstairs and witness the crazy stuff on my tv screen with my blinds open and the door open to the patio. I'm sure the neighbors heard. I couldn't hear it upstairs.

I explained the DVR thing to her and she understood (thank god) but she didn't really seem to care much... she was just "surprised." Talk about embarrassing. LOL!

Onto the funny comments:

CraZx2ing
08-20-2008, 07:32 PM
Ha.Ha.Ha.

random_hero
08-20-2008, 07:34 PM
"MotoGP" ;) suuuuuure.


Maybe thats what I'll start telling girls.

"wanna come over...you know....watch a little MotoGP?"


LOL

koihoshi
08-20-2008, 07:35 PM
"MotoGP" ;) suuuuuure.


Maybe thats what I'll start telling girls.

"wanna come over...you know....watch a little MotoGP?"


LOL

LOL!

"Hey that's not motogp it's.... :ttnana:"

random_hero
08-20-2008, 07:40 PM
Well since were on the topic of Porn and Motorcycles.... ;)

Heres a Ducati for you Koi

NSFW

http://www.redtube.com/9196

Connal
08-20-2008, 07:41 PM
Was it at least good porn?

dareall
08-20-2008, 07:41 PM
motoGP and what you got caught watching require two different kind of hand movements. Next thing you will probably tell her is that you watch those programs for the commercials. :eyes:


:partynanas:

random_hero
08-20-2008, 07:46 PM
Or read those magazines for the articles ;)

Loser47
08-20-2008, 07:49 PM
you could invent a new type of kinky porn- women having sex with motorcycles

capitalcrew
08-20-2008, 08:00 PM
Was a pretty good race but once stoner was out rossi ran away with it.

koihoshi
08-20-2008, 08:31 PM
stoner is starting to piss me off.

he whines about everyone being too competitive against him for him losing... wouldn't shake rossi's hand.. and then makes excuses for his crashes, etc....

i was finally starting to get real happy with stoner and was thinking "WOW, riding a ducati, and finally a mature rider who is skilled." now he's using ricer excuses for his losses and starting to act more like a pre-teen in his sportsmanship attitude.

Stoner FTL. I never thought I'd say that.

capitalcrew
08-20-2008, 09:03 PM
Meh. Who was the other ducati rider who came out of no where? Apparently he isn't supposed to be that good but he had a damn good race. Eli or something

koihoshi
08-20-2008, 09:33 PM
Well since were on the topic of Porn and Motorcycles.... ;)

Heres a Ducati for you Koi

NSFW

http://www.redtube.com/9196

GOD that is a sexy 996!

inis
08-20-2008, 09:37 PM
so did you get some that night or what?

Buster
08-21-2008, 07:30 AM
Was it at least good porn?

That's probably what the GP in MotoGP stands for. :rofl:

TTFOWIA
08-21-2008, 08:12 AM
lmao

pinkshinyalan
08-21-2008, 08:17 AM
Or read those magazines for the articles ;)

The buy-mag-for-the-articles excuse is such an anachronism now. I get all my pr0n on tha intarwebz.

My excuse? I was horny, and you weren't putting out.

zxtwou2
08-21-2008, 08:19 AM
"MotoGP" ;) suuuuuure.


Maybe thats what I'll start telling girls.

"wanna come over...you know....watch a little MotoGP?"


LOL

a guy i knew well in the coast guard used to do something similar. he'd ask a girl he was bringing back with him if she wanted to watch a "love story"...and he'd put on a porno. if she stayed, he knew he was gettin some. if she left, he didn't have to waste his time and he'd go back out to find another girl.

2000zx2chik
08-21-2008, 08:25 AM
Yea there was riding going on alright.

2000zx2chik
08-21-2008, 08:26 AM
The buy-mag-for-the-articles excuse is such an anachronism now. I get all my pr0n on tha intarwebz.

My excuse? I was horny, and you weren't putting out.

Hey I get playboy for the articles... Seriously lol

capitalcrew
08-21-2008, 09:59 AM
Learn anything good court.? ;) haha

CanadianWizard
09-05-2008, 10:05 AM
Playboy does have good articals i do admit, but next time u say you are watching the motogp, maybe you should turn on the porn ;) pmsl

2000zx2chik
09-05-2008, 10:44 AM
Learn anything good court.? ;) haha

Possibly ;)