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Buster
08-22-2008, 11:46 AM
Man Who Tried to Have Sex With Park Bench "Lucky to Still Have a Penis"

Hong Kong: 41-year-old Le Xing is fortunate to still have his genitalia attached after having sex with a park bench turned out to be not such as much fun as he expected.

Emergency services were summoned when the "lonely and disturbed" man found himself unable to get his penis out. Attempts to free him by draining some blood were unsuccessful and rescuers ended up having to cut the bench apart.

Xing was rushed to hospital with part of his park bench lover still attached. It took another four hours before he was free. According to doctors another hour would have meant amputation. To add insult to injury his rescue was filmed by the media.

http://www.shortnews.com/start.cfm?id=72708

Ali
08-22-2008, 12:16 PM
ROFL . . . shortnews . . . how appropriate . . .

kln5014
08-22-2008, 12:18 PM
haha! fail.

zx2loon
08-22-2008, 12:50 PM
That's beyond FAIL.



There are no words to describe his ignorance........

Buster
08-22-2008, 12:57 PM
Sure there are.

First one that comes to mind is...Chinese! :rofl:

xtremecaraudio
08-22-2008, 01:26 PM
Wow, that's right up there with the dude having sex with cars....

Twiggy2cents
08-22-2008, 05:26 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5sOCEUpGZI

you made me think of this