Man Tanning...who does it....and why?

[random_hero]

I always laugh when I see men tanning. What makes a man want to tan? I just don't get it. Esp. when you've clearly become a nice orangish color. I just think as a whole - its really gay for men to tan.

[OGreaTFuzzY1]

i agree... natural no stay pure white :carrot:

~Fuzzy

[sunshine198905]

I have been white my whole life. Lol. I have tanned twice, cuz I haven't been able to get outside this year, and I have prom this weekend, but I'm not goin to tab anymore. Lol, it doesn't matter to me after that.

[Escort Pimp]

I've tanned before. I tan really easy so my first sunny day I have a farmers tan and I'm not white trash so I rarely walk around with my shirt off. The simple solution is to go tanning

[ImCrazy]

I don't see anything wrong with guys tanning id do it but im cheap.

[Buster]

Men who tan aren't men.

I heard from a pizza delivery guy that one of my co-workers was coming out of a tanning place he delivered pizza to with his girlfriend and he said "Uh, man, it's not what it looks like!"

Meaning, it IS what it looked like, homo got a fake tan because his woman made him.

The story spread like wildfire. :D

[OGreaTFuzzY1]

men with tan = sissy

men without tan = goth/ freak

man with farmers tan = normal!

~Fuzzy

[phosphite]

I'm tanned. But that's because I just got back from the Dominican a little while ago...it's hard not to tan/burn down there.

I should have done tanning before I went though, every time I tried to lay in the sun I started to burn in some spots, and that was with thick SPF-45 on. Tanning would've made it easier to enjoy the sun.

Tanning for any other reason is kinda gay tho.

[phosphite]

Oh yeah, my normal tan in the summer is a farmers tan...lol

[Mike]

Its about as "fine" for a guy to get a tan as it is to get his nails done.....


GAY!

[Buster]

Tans from working = great
Tans from a booth or spraygun = gay

[Escort Pimp]

lol. So I guess a guy caring about their appearance and not wanting to have a perma t-shirt or being pasty white makes them gay?

[Buster]

Yes.

[Waterboy9000]

lol. So I guess a guy caring about their appearance and not wanting to have a perma t-shirt or being pasty white makes them gay?

i agree. ive been tanning quite a few times. You look better overall with a nice tan. I started before spring break and then just never stopped...

ill go maybe once a week just to keep the tan

[Buster]

Do they give you a hanger for your girl pants or do you just toss them on the floor?

[Escort Pimp]

I'm getting the feeling that the majority of this forum just works on their car, wears scrubby clothes, and hooks up with uglies.

I'll stick to caring about my appearance and pulling hot girls. Yeah I must be gay.

[Buster]

No, we just like having women flirt with us, not other men who share your affinity for cosmetics.

[Escort Pimp]

Yes because women flock to pasty white, out of shape guys in dirty clothes. Maybe in the trailer park, but thats another story

[00zx2s/r]

I've gone tanning once. That's because I have prom coming up and after looking at last years homecoming pics..... I NEEDED IT! lol. But I usually tan in the summer pretty easily!

[Buster]

Yes because women flock to pasty white, out of shape guys in dirty clothes. Maybe in the trailer park, but thats another story

While you're getting your toes painted, we're doing manual labor, getting real tans and getting a workout.

Who's out of shape? :rofl:

:brocoli:

[Buster]

This doesn't exude REAL MAN to anyone: http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/home/breck/john_kerry_s_eyes_wide_shut.Par.0007.ImageFile.jpg

[Escort Pimp]

While you're getting your toes painted, we're doing manual labor, getting real tans and getting a workout.

Who's out of shape? :rofl:

:brocoli:
Manual labor is for people without educations. No thanks.

[Buster]

^John Kerry is on here, guys!

[Escort Pimp]

John Kerry? What does he have to do with anything? Are you talking about tanning or just being a douche?

[jess]

I used to work at a tanning salon, and quite a few guys tanned. Some of them I think most people would be SHOCKED if they knew they tanned. Most of the guys were extremely hot, and I went out with a couple....they definitely weren't homos.

To be honest, MOST of the male tanners were NOT gay. Just to put that out there, lol.

And tanning doesn't make you orange, fyi. That's probably from artificial tanners, or using lotions with too much bronzer. I've never experienced orangeness from a tanning bed.

Although, I haven't tanned in forever because my husband doesn't like it, so whatev.

Just thought I'd share, lol.

[zxtuner98]

I just get tan from being outside. Ive never tanned and never will.

[Escort Pimp]

I used to work at a tanning salon, and quite a few guys tanned. Some of them I think most people would be SHOCKED if they knew they tanned. Most of the guys were extremely hot, and I went out with a couple....they definitely weren't homos.


Thank you for spreading a little knowledge on close minded idiots.

[capitalcrew]

I just get tan from being outside. Ive never tanned and never will.

Indeed. I will never go into a tanning booth or get a spray tan. I tan two ways, working outside and just relaxing outside by the water in the summer.

Manual labor has nothing to do with education, EP. So don't be a fucktard about it. I might end up working on a farm the rest of my solely because I'll inherit it, it has nothing to do with my level of education. Some people prefer working outside in a more fulfilling job than inside in an office anyways. My stepfather could very easily do a lot of other jobs, work in an office, whatever. He prefers to work on the farm, he likes it, enjoys it, and can live off of doing it.

[Buster]

Thank you for spreading a little knowledge on close minded idiots.

Yep, like this one:

"Yes because women flock to pasty white, out of shape guys in dirty clothes. Maybe in the trailer park, but thats another story"

:wiz:

[jess]

Yeah, my hubby does lots of hard work outside, and he's a pretty intelligent guy, haha. He just likes to stay busy....and he's in really good shape, and he makes himself pretty on weekends :-)

He has a natural tan that never fades too....jackass, LOL. Oh but I love him soooo

[Mike]

Wow....all this because of tanning.

I say do whatever floats your boat...but imo...if you HAVE to go someone to get a tan...then I think your TRYING way to hard to get those so called hot ladies...they must be like most men....like em fake..

Dude-
"Hey babe I see your tits are fake...wanna hook up?"

Whore-
"Oh yeah...cause I only hook up with fake n bake?"


Those are the perfect couple...

[Sir William]

The natural tan is good, laying in a bed of lights is just wrong IMO.

But, IMO the white pasty look isn't great either

[jess]

I like doing yard work. I had an awesome tan a few weeks ago from being out in the yard all day everyday......but I had crazy tan lines.....that's really not very sexy, now is it? lol

[Sir William]

awww jess on you anything is sexy (just playin around)

[Mike]

Depends on where the tan lines are...lol

I don't tan...I'm either white...or burnt...then white again... :(

[ZX2guy19]

I tan. I go with Lu and I tan like 15 minutes every 3 days for prom. Trust me, I'm not gay and I know EP isn't gay either. I just care what I look like.

[jess]

Don't think I'm being ugly or anything dude, but I know you've struggled with acne.

Tanning helps clear up breakouts too.

[Kilroy]

If you have any form of "tan" whether it was natural or self induced in a bed of bulbs, you have damaged your skin. Skin cancer is a very real thing and i don't understand why anyone would wanna subject themselves to a higher risk all for the fact of fitting in. Now even if you wear sunscreen you can't avoid the classic farmers tan, but people that fake bake themselves 3-4 times a week whether they are a girl or a boy... thats just retarded.

[jess]

And eating eggs raises your cholesterol, but people eat those.

I've come to conclude that everything is dangerous. People pick and choose what they will risk. And some people are apparently okay exposing themselves to ultraviolet radiation and risking altering their DNA at the chance of one day having skin cancer.

I don't understand why some people do extreme flips and things on motorcycles. Just saying, lol.

And I used to tan because I was young and just didn't care.....I think most people just have the 'it won't happen to me' attitude.

[Buster]

http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/376/homorf8.png

[jess]

Lol. Now You Need To Post The Guy With Four Popped Colors, Haha.

[Mike]

http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/376/homorf8.png

Put a pink desk in front of him...and you've got yourself a photo of a member on here....:monkeybutt:

[Buster]

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Escort Pimp]

If you have any form of "tan" whether it was natural or self induced in a bed of bulbs, you have damaged your skin. Skin cancer is a very real thing and i don't understand why anyone would wanna subject themselves to a higher risk all for the fact of fitting in. Now even if you wear sunscreen you can't avoid the classic farmers tan, but people that fake bake themselves 3-4 times a week whether they are a girl or a boy... thats just retarded.
Thats actually my main reason for not continuing to do it. As much as I hate farmers tans, I'd rather look silly than endanger my health. I only did for a few months and it was free anyways so no biggie

[Buster]

Thats actually my main reason for not continuing to do it. As much as I hate farmers tans, I'd rather look silly than endanger my health. I only did for a few months and it was free anyways so no biggie

:rofl:

Then why the big name-calling hub-bub?

[Escort Pimp]

http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/376/homorf8.png

Could you be any more retarded? This thread simply asked who tanned and why. What does that have to do with popped collars and John Kerry?

[Escort Pimp]

:rofl:

Then why the big name-calling hub-bub?
I believe you began the name calling when you said it was gay.

[Buster]

Could you be any more retarded? This thread simply asked who tanned and why. What does that have to do with popped collars and John Kerry?


Here, I'll help you out a little more:

http://www.tanning-advisor.com/john-kerry-tan.html

[Buster]

I believe you began the name calling when you said it was gay.

Reading problems? :biggrin:

Random called it gay in the first post.

Then Fuzzy called it "sissy".

Then Mlazx299 said "GAY!"

THEN I called it gay WHEN from a booth or sprayed on. :ropenana:

[jess]

I Love Jump-roping Nanas

[Buster]

Sorry, I'm married. ;)

[Mike]

I said tanning was gay...not that if you tanned you were gay...i'm sure straight guys tan all the time...but its gay..too MEEEEEE.

Just like wearing girl pants...if for some damn reason you think you are man enough to wear girl pants and not take it in the butt...thats cool...but still very gay...

[Buster]

AMEN, non-gay brother!

[Mike]

Thank you...I rest my case...



































For now...

[carguy07]

i think tanning is gay if you go regularly and turn orange.

however, i will probably do a little tanning before this summer. i work outide for three months and like to start it off without a farmer's tan. and it will keep me from burning the first couple weeks.

[JessicaOfVA]

I tried to get my hubby to go tanning, but he won't. He's a heavy equipment operator and spends most of his time outdoors. He's also Puerto Rican. So he has a major farmer's tan. Because even Puerto Ricans can be pasty white, it just has an olive tone to it. So he has a pasty white shirt and shorts when he's naked, and the rest is dark. Looks kind of funny. I'd just like him to have an all over tan. But darn it... he won't lay outside naked and won't go to a tanning bed. So you guys wouldn't do it for your women either if she asked?

[OGreaTFuzzY1]

hell no i wouldn't do it if she asked

~Fuzzy

[Mike]

Hell I wouldn't do it if she made me.....

She knows better;)

[JessicaOfVA]

I guess that's what I get for liking manly men and not metros, lol.

[OGreaTFuzzY1]

i'm alil metro but thats just pushing it. thats just alil to gay

~Fuzzy

[Waterboy9000]

my girl friend thought it was hot.

[JessicaOfVA]

i'm alil metro but thats just pushing it. thats just alil to gay

~Fuzzy

The closest my husband has come to being metro was... one time I convinced him to get his eyebrows waxed and he got his hair and beard trimmed at the salon.

[Kilroy]

that not too bad, my eyebrows are out of control at some times, i've thought about getting them done.

[OGreaTFuzzY1]

i let my girlfriend do my eyebrows lol and i do my nails

~Fuzzy

[corby_baby]

Do they give you a hanger for your girl pants or do you just toss them on the floor?

they usually give me a hanger. sry they left you out, ill give you a hanger tho man :biggrin:

[Waterboy9000]

who are you jessica lol.
i dont reconize you

[corby_baby]

I believe you began the name calling when you said it was gay.

EP your never going to win lol. kill them with kindness :monkeydance:

[zxtuner98]

who are you jessica lol.
i dont reconize you

really? lol

[JessicaOfVA]

that not too bad, my eyebrows are out of control at some times, i've thought about getting them done.

He he he! He actually shed tears and said it hurt like a b*tch. But he looked less angry afterwards. (Everyone always says he looks angry with his bushy eyebrows.) But I worked at the salon he had it done at, that's the only reason he had it done.... we all talked him into it. And he hasn't had it done since. He's talked about it a couple times. I think he liked the attention. :D

[Waterboy9000]

is that jess?

[JessicaOfVA]

who are you jessica lol.
i dont reconize you

I'm not sure how you expect me to answer that. I'm me. Be a little more specific, lol.

[corby_baby]

wrong jess lol

[corby_baby]

one jess has a yellow 99 s/r, this jessica has a marroon z

[OGreaTFuzzY1]

i just wont trust my girl to trim my facial hair she would cut it off!

~Fuzzy

[JessicaOfVA]

is that jess?

No there's more than one Jessica on this site. I hadn't participated in the forum very much for a while. Just in the preggo section before the site crashed.

[Griffin]

Tanning is just another form of grooming. Is trimming your pubes gay? Is washing your hair gay? How about brushing your teeth?

Oh you like it when that hard stick goes in and out of your mouth don't you? All foamy and shit. Yep must be gay.







oh by the way I don't tan.

[corby_baby]

shit
im thinking of jenn, not jess

hahaha sry

[JessicaOfVA]

i just wont trust my girl to trim my facial hair she would cut it off!

~Fuzzy

Ha ha. I want my hubby to try a new "style" with his facial hair and have offered to do it for him. But he's afraid I'd screw up and he'd have to shave it all off.

[JessicaOfVA]

Tanning is just another form of grooming. Is trimming your pubes gay? Is washing your hair gay? How about brushing your teeth?

Oh you like it when that hard stick goes in and out of your mouth don't you? All foamy and shit. Yep must be gay.







oh by the way I don't tan.

LMAO

[OGreaTFuzzY1]

Tanning is not a form of grooming -_- its a luxury, you don't HAVE to do it. It doesn't make you smell better, it doesn't do anything for your hair or body, all it does is make your skin darker and give you cancer thats it.

men that tan are GAY!! end of story

~Fuzzy

[Griffin]

It is so grooming. Your the metrophobic. All the tanned men are looking at your fuzzy!

[corby_baby]

tanning is not gay lol

[OGreaTFuzzY1]

tanning might be a type of grooming fine, but its not a must to do. so basically its a luxury.

http://myspace.drewpydraws.com/ccimages/gay-3.jpg

~Fuzzy

[Griffin]

http://www.guidofistpump.com/guido01.jpg

He's looking at you fuzzy!!!


(not the best example rather gay actually)

[OGreaTFuzzY1]

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e243/cloverbinx/failure.jpg

~Fuzzy

[Waterboy9000]

how is washing your hair not a luxury? you dont have to do it.

just like trimming your beard or cleaning your ears. its grooming.

[corby_baby]

what about body builders? hell all of them tan, i would love to see you call them gay to their face.

[Kilroy]

Tanning is just another form of grooming. Is trimming your pubes gay? Is washing your hair gay? How about brushing your teeth?

Oh you like it when that hard stick goes in and out of your mouth don't you? All foamy and shit. Yep must be gay.







oh by the way I don't tan.

Terrible analogy, but I forgive you...

[OGreaTFuzzY1]

what about body builders? hell all of them tan, i would love to see you call them gay to their face.

find me one and i will im not afraid i'm good at causing trouble. btw half of them use that wipe on tanning stuff

btw i say tanning is luxury because jobs don't say you need to tan to look presentable. you do however have to keep you shit trimmed and stay clean if you want to keep on working.

~Fuzzy

[Escort Pimp]

men that tan are GAY!! end of story

~Fuzzy
I didn't really want to do it, but I have no choice.

Guys that have long hair probably want to be a girl. Girls like dick so you must like it too. Therefore guys with long hair MUST be gay.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v301/fuzzy469/meh.jpg

[tylahjames]

I have to agree with Escort Pimp 100%...except for the manual labor part...I bust my ass working outside, almost everyday, but I do not think I am stupid.

Anyway, If a mexican, and casper, had a love child, it would look like me.

I have a hardcore farmers tan, and even though I haven't tanned before, I have thought about it recently.

Calling people "gay" because they care about their appearance, is just plain ignorant.

[2001-ZX2]

i tanned before, but it was for my bros wedding and one of the other groomsman and i were hitting on the hot bridesmaids/ ive never gotten my nails done tho, that pushin it. BUt my bro did for his wedding his wife made him, mind you hes 6'5" 325

[Mike]

I've never called anyone gay in this thread for tanning...just tanning for men is gay...IMO....

Might not be for yours...thats cool...but too me it is...

Just like alot of you hate Hondas...I don't...just likin' my own thing...

[OGreaTFuzzY1]

I didn't really want to do it, but I have no choice.

Guys that have long hair probably want to be a girl. Girls like dick so you must like it too. Therefore guys with long hair MUST be gay.

umm the reason i had long hair, not that its any of you business, i was letting my hair grow due to my friend needing hair for his wife for a wig and my hair was close to her natural color, she had cancer and lost all of hers though all the shit she went though. she died recently, and she was only in her 40's

~Fuzzy

[powder]

I'm w/ pimp too. I don't go to tanning beds anymore but i have. If i don't get a base tan before the summer my head gets scorched. A lot of the time i use a spray on tan for it now, but at some point before the summer kicks in full blast i'll hit the bed a couple times.

All ya'll dissin on guys that tan need to get a bit more comfortable w/ your sexuality before you question mine.

[OGreaTFuzzY1]

i don't question your sexuality powder :elephant:

~Fuzzy

[Kilroy]

I find it kind of funny how the people defending Tanning for men are the same people who were making fun of the "girls pants" on guys.

[OGreaTFuzzY1]

there nothing wrong with girl pants as long as they arn't hello kitty or extremely girly. hell i had a pair of pink ufos before they got trashed

~Fuzzy

[powder]

I don't really see how that's funny. If you wear girl pants you're wishing you were a girl.

If you tan, girls find that attractive and probably want to ride your cock. When i'm darker my wife goes nuts and we probably have twice as much sex. How exactly that's gay i'm not sure yet... but i'm sure someone will tell me in a minute.

[OGreaTFuzzY1]

ufo's are unisex but sell the pink under girl pants.

Hell i'm white as a ghost and and my girl is naturally tan and we do it all the time. I dont see how being tan gets you laid any faster, hell my brother is tan and better looking then i am and got turned down by my boss, i turn around and as white as i am i got laid within a week by her and shes picky as hell, and we dated for a lil while till the big boss found out.

~Fuzzy

[yellow2000S/R]

Tanning is not a form of grooming -_- its a luxury, you don't HAVE to do it. It doesn't make you smell better, it doesn't do anything for your hair or body, all it does is make your skin darker and give you cancer thats it.

men that tan are GAY!! end of story

~Fuzzy

LOL, being outside makes my hair noticeably lighter in color.



My opinion on this topic:

If its not suitable for tanning outside, its fine to do it in a bed... but it should be limited in a bed.

I'm getting real tan now from being outside working around the house for around 5 hours yesterday and around 8 hours today. Its a pretty bad farmers tan tho LOL.


Saying tanning in general is ignorant. Saying that just getting slightly tan causes skin cancer is retarded also LOL.

A few of my friends tanned a few times for stuff liked Prom or once in a while for their girls.

[powder]

I'm married. You gotta introduce new elements or it's the same every time.

[OGreaTFuzzY1]

my hair turns red alil when in the sun for a period of time

tanning in beds are evil, if you get a tan from working out side thats different. if you cant get a tan from doing stuff outside a man shouldn't have a tan

~Fuzzy

[JC'szx2]

I didn't really want to do it, but I have no choice.

Guys that have long hair probably want to be a girl. Girls like dick so you must like it too. Therefore guys with long hair MUST be gay.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v301/fuzzy469/meh.jpg

thats F#cked up i have long hair, farmers tan, do manual labor (electrician by trade mechanics assistant in the evenings) and i constanly get told by the ladies that they love my hair and there jelious of how nice i keep it so f##$%#^ dont be a hater. people who judge you on your tan are shallow! and for you high school kids... someday your balls will drop and you'll have to retire your girl pants for your big boy pants. :chili:

[jess]

Haha, This Thread Got Crazy.

I'd Like To Add, Guys Who Tan=not Gay....guys Who Wear Girl Pants=gay

There's A Total Difference There. And The Whole Dangerousness Of Tanning Has All Sorts Of THEORIES. You Could Look At It From A Perspective That You Cannot Control The Sun, However, In A Tanning Bed, Everything Is CONTROLLED. I'm Not Saying Tanning Is For Everyone And We Should All Run Out And Tan, But That's Something I Had Read Before. Tanning Can Be Dangerous, However Not Every Person Who Has Ever Had A Tan Is Going To Get Cancer.


And I Will Also Say That I Think My Husband Is Sexier When He Gets A Tan. I Believe I Said Before That He Does Not Go To Tanning Beds, But He Works Outside Quite A Bit. Although He Always Wears Jeans, And Now He Always Wears Long Sleeves....so The Only Part Of Him That Gets Tanned Anymore Is His Neck And Face, Haha.

For A Black Man, He Gets Mighty Pasty White, Lol....but When He Gets A Lil Bronzed, Yeah...rawr!!

I'm With Powder On This One. My Husband Is An Attractive Man, And I Always Want To Do Him....but He Looks A Little Sexier With Just Little Changes Every Now And Then, And That's Hot.

[corby_baby]

guys that wear girl pants arnt gay. lol. actually yes they are, they are flamming homosexuals, you should hate them all for their faggot arse pants.

[corby_baby]

and for you high school kids... someday your balls will drop and you'll have to retire your girl pants for your big boy pants. :chili:

jc, then your going to love my pants on saturday when you get the kit. ill wear my tightest ones for yah, hahahaha. :elvis:

[Hypnose Zx2]

i tan to match my car!!!!!
lol i use to its not gay at all...

[Mike]

Where's Buster when ya need him?...

[ImCrazy]

guys wearing girls pants isn't right its totally irrational where do you put ur ballz?

[JessicaOfVA]

guys wearing girls pants isn't right its totally irrational where do you put ur ballz?

LMAO! Yes.... do tell.

[scort2498]

now let me ask this is it gay for a guy to lay out in the sun? by the pool or beach??? not a tanning booth and it's a natural tan... thats what i do when i get like an hour of free time in florida just put on the suit go to the beach or lay out by the pool and i agree with pimp having a tan and caring about ur apperance isn't gay. just a fact a girl would most likly take a nice tan guy over casper...

[Mike]

Some guys like Emo girls....and they like casper... ;)

[Blue ZX2]

Id tear up a good lookin emo chick... I dont see the issue

[Mike]

I do....i'm not a fan of scars on the wrist...

[corby_baby]

guys wearing girls pants isn't right its totally irrational where do you put ur ballz?

up your butt :lol:

[Mike]

Now that sounds gay...lol

[ZX2guy19]

Mla, who the fuck are you? You are by far the biggest idiot in this thread, and that is saying a lot considering Buster made an appearance. In every thread you are in, you mention "you are a honda guy" yet you make claims of others being gay. Right...I see a lot of irony there wasp boy.

I tan for prom. I have been 3 times, and will continue to go until next Friday so that I don't look like a ghost.

Do girls like tan guys? Fuck yes. Am I tanning to get pussy? Fuck yes. Am I going to do it when I'm married? Fuck no, because I'll have a girl. But for right now, my priority is pussy, and only pussy. I guess I'm gay.

Btw, I've never popped my collar, and NEVER will.

[corby_baby]

zx2guy19 is gay for tannning, buhhahahhahaha faggggg

[yellow2000S/R]

zx2guy19 is gay for tannning, buhhahahhahaha faggggg

Yea, seriously, he even has a pink ZX2.

[ZX2guy19]

Yea, seriously, he even has a pink ZX2.

Shut up virgin.

:something:

[corby_baby]

Shut up virgin.

:something:

http://yellow2000S/R.justgotowned.com/

[Mike]

Mla, who the fuck are you? You are by far the biggest idiot in this thread, and that is saying a lot considering Buster made an appearance. In every thread you are in, you mention "you are a honda guy" yet you make claims of others being gay. Right...I see a lot of irony there wasp boy.




Holy hell...lol...can't take a joke.


I must state again...I never called ANYONE gay. I said TO ME...again...TOOOO MEEEE tanning was gay.


And as to who I am, I was mla2006 on the other board....still a no body...just someone that would post every now and again. Its the damn internet, no one is anyone.

Hell you should kinda know me...I bought a A/C compressor from ya a while ago. And BTW...works GREAT...

As for being a "honda guy"...yea that's me...I like Hondas. I don't see how liking a Honda is gay.

But to each his own.

Now calm down, and enjoy this goofy banana.:alienanana::alienanana::alienanana:

[JessicaOfVA]

Just out of curiousty, not trying to start anything, but.... why does a "Honda Guy" hang out on a ZX2 forum?

[Mike]

Because I have a ZX2 also. ;)

[Buster]

Tanning is not a form of grooming -_- its a luxury, you don't HAVE to do it. It doesn't make you smell better, it doesn't do anything for your hair or body, all it does is make your skin darker and give you cancer thats it.

men that tan are GAY!! end of story

~Fuzzy

You're right, grooming does something GOOD for you. Tanning dries out your skin, gives you cancer, makes you look artificial and yep, you're right, GAY. :rofl:

[jess]

and shaving gives some guys really bad bumps on their face and dries out their skin.......what now? LOL

[Buster]

Only those who won't know how to do it. :D

[jess]

lol, no, that has nothing to do with it. Goodness.

You are impossible, haha

[Griffin]

Benifits of tanning:

excellent source of Vitamin D;

light therapy for seasonal depression;

helps with multiple skin ailments, including acne, psoriasis, eczema;

creates a base tan as a barrier against intense UV rays from the sun.

[powder]

Buster's right, we should all just stay out of the sun and look like a ghost so we can live forever just like him. While we're inside for our whole lives, we should just decide to wear girl pants and be emo too.

Every guy who takes his shirt off on a 90 degree day is a homo!

[jess]

ohhhh, i love sexy homos :-)

[Kilroy]

Buster's right, we should all just stay out of the sun and look like a ghost so we can live forever just like him. While we're inside for our whole lives, we should just decide to wear girl pants and be emo too.

Every guy who takes his shirt off on a 90 degree day is a homo!

Rofl, man i never realized I was gay before... =P

[Griffin]

ohhhh, i love sexy homos :-)

Me too!!

wait wat?

[ZXTool]

I'm getting the feeling that the majority of this forum just works on their car, wears scrubby clothes, and hooks up with uglies.

I'll stick to caring about my appearance and pulling hot girls. Yeah I must be gay.

Yep.

I tan. Primarily because I think I look sickly all white and I don't want a tshirt tan while my girl is naked next to me with a perfect tan from head to toe.

[Buster]

Buster's right, we should all just stay out of the sun and look like a ghost so we can live forever just like him. While we're inside for our whole lives, we should just decide to wear girl pants and be emo too.

Every guy who takes his shirt off on a 90 degree day is a homo!

Coming from a boy named POWDER! :D

I take my shirt off when it's hot out, but going to a salon and paying to get oven roasted or sprayed orange is girly and gay.

If you could read, you'd see that I said REAL tans are not only fine, but encouraged.

But if you like tanning in your thong before you get your toenails painted...fine, gay.

[ZXTool]

Coming from a boy named POWDER! :D
If you could read, you'd see that I said REAL tans are not only fine, but encouraged.

In Michigan, the sun is usually out during the week while people are at work. My skin tans very quickly and dark, so after coming back from Florida it looked like my neck and arms were spray painted brown.

Not a look the girls I go for find attractive.

Now if I lived in Florida, I doubt I'd need to tan at all. I'd spend most of my time on the beach with sunscreen on.

[2000zx2chik]

Coming from a boy named POWDER! :D

I take my shirt off when it's hot out, but going to a salon and paying to get oven roasted or sprayed orange is girly and gay.

If you could read, you'd see that I said REAL tans are not only fine, but encouraged.

But if you like tanning in your thong before you get your toenails painted...fine, gay.

I thought you were supposed to tan naked?

[Buster]

I don't know. I'm not a homo-girly boy. :D

[2000zx2chik]

I dont know anyone taht tans with clothing on.

[yellow2000S/R]

I dont know anyone taht tans with clothing on.

I did yesterday fully clothed... oh wait, I was doing it the non-homo way just being outside!

Just adding some input to the fire...


I personally could care less about who tans in beds.

[ZetecInside]

http://melanoma.blogsome.com/wp-admin/images/fig9a.jpg

[Blue ZX2]

Why has this gone on for ten pages????

[Buster]

Page 4 for me. :D


It's going to go on forever, because the girly boys want the last word. That won't happen. :)

[random_hero]

lollerskates.


best thread ever.

[00zx2s/r]

tanning is not that bad. Especially in Michigan when we don't get sun and warm weather until June and it's gone by end of July....

[Buster]

Tanning booth testimonial:

BEFORE
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2182/1766044719_be2e8492ee.jpg?v=0

AFTER
http://grainofsalt.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/otto.gif

[corby_baby]

http://melanoma.blogsome.com/wp-admin/images/fig9a.jpg

ive gotten a ton of these from my girl pants :ropenana:

[Escort Pimp]

Page 4 for me. :D


It's going to go on forever, because the girly boys that can pull hot chicks want the last word. That won't happen. :)

fixed 8)

[jess]

My skin doesn't look anything like that.

And some people tan with clothing on. I know when I worked at Tan Co guys would come in and ask me what to do with their junk because they didn't want to get a burnt wee wee.

[Buster]

fixed 8)

Dream on, Mr. Sunkist. :D

[1981gMachine]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v322/ReRod/kr_77.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v322/ReRod/kr_85.jpg

http://frattinghard.com/wp-content/uploads/douche8.jpg

http://www.myspacedouchebags.com/img/23.jpg

http://www.1halloween.net/images/cosoompa.jpg

[Mike]

Thank you...

[1981gMachine]

Yeppers, lol

I mean I like getting a tan, makes me look healthy but I never get one cuz I work in a shop. Never waste my money paying for a tan when the sun does it for free.

[Mike]

Yeppers, lol

I mean I like getting a tan, makes me look healthy but I never get one cuz I work in a shop. Never waste my money paying for a tan when the sun does it for free.


Couldn't agree more.....:wiggle:

[ZX2guy19]

I don't think any of us look like that.

That's like calling you emo because you don't tan.

[1981gMachine]

I don't think any of us look like that.

That's like calling you emo because you don't tan.

I hate emo people too, lol. Like to think of myself as normal. But I can be pretty retarded.

[Escort Pimp]

I don't think any of us look like that.

That's like calling you emo because you don't tan.
Yeah if I ever looked like that I would have to end myself. I'm don't even know what steps you would have to take to look that fake.

But Gmachine, you know whats equally funny as the pics you posted?











This one:

http://a920.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/81/l_35cfe96eebe08ed702a5d8edc2fd806f.jpg

[00zx2s/r]

one thing I noticed about your pics, 1891gmachine. pics 1, 2, and 4 those guys are w/ some pretty hott ladies!!!! lol.

I would never tan too make myself look like that, SUICIDE!!!!!!
I just get a light tan before big occasions so I'm not pale white. But that's only during the winter when I can't go outside and do it.

[ZX2guy19]

Btw Jess, I wear a sock on my dick lol.

[jess]

haha, yeah, a lot of guys do.

I'd like to add, the guy in the 'douchebag' picture doesn't look fake baked to me. His arms are dark, but his face looks pretty white to me, and seeing that he's wearing a hat, that would make sense.

The guys in the picture below that, that doesn't look like a real tan either. If you look at their hair-lines it looks rubbed on.

The girls in the top picture obviously tan, yet they aren't orange, they look hott to me.


There IS such a thing as over-doing it....just tanning is nothing to really make fun of people for.

[1981gMachine]

Yeah if I ever looked like that I would have to end myself. I'm don't even know what steps you would have to take to look that fake.

But Gmachine, you know whats equally funny as the pics you posted?











This one:

http://a920.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/81/l_35cfe96eebe08ed702a5d8edc2fd806f.jpg

Your point? I don't go walking around everywhere with my shirt off saying, "hey look at me."

Sense nobody on here knows me personally I shall give ya a quicky on why I got it...


I am 22yrs old, I owned my 1st camaro at the age of 15. It's my 1st car, still have a camaro, plan to always have this one (plus many more). I wrecked the car once, lost my license for 6months (wreckless driving in school zone). Did a massive burnout lost it and hit a pole. This was at about 12pm the day before I graduated. Put the car back together, about a year later I lost my license again. Racing on the highways, was racing a mustang cobra. 6 months later I get my license back. Behaved ever since.. There also was I time I ran from a cop, but never was charged. That was before the street racing ticket.


Went from this
http://a648.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/13/l_98962a44b360705b6ba89397902dadef.jpg

To this
http://a789.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/95/l_dd943238e4354d722cd430f2236d0a9c.jpg

To This
http://a965.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/17/l_0376a08992904336170efb82dd27dfa4.jpg

To this
http://a786.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/70/l_15247892ffe02811df878cf5d1876e31.jpg

And as it sits
http://a806.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/5/l_0da4a393855e31ef9f4b0d8aa0264bed.jpg

[Escort Pimp]

Your point?
That those guys may have looked retarded, but at least its not permanent.

I guess the moral of the story is those who live in glass houses should not throw stones

[1981gMachine]

That those guys may have looked retarded, but at least its not permanent.

I guess the moral of the story is those who live in glass houses should not throw stones

I did not comment on the pics I posted. I posted them cuz that's what everyone was talking about. I don't know where you feel it necessary to judge me. Nothing wrong with tattoo's, at least mine was well done.

Example
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g30/blowmekthx/tattoo.jpg

[ZX2guy19]

Judge you?

Hello kettle, meet pot.

Come on now man, I know you aren't dumb.

[1981gMachine]

Judge you?

Hello kettle, meet pot.

Come on now man, I know you aren't dumb.


Seems this topic went from a genral topic talking about guys who tan to pick on me.


Yeppers, lol

I mean I like getting a tan, makes me look healthy but I never get one cuz I work in a shop. Never waste my money paying for a tan when the sun does it for free.

Don't see anything offensive there. Said yeppers cuz I posted pics for the current topic.

I hate emo people too, lol. Like to think of myself as normal. But I can be pretty retarded.

So I said I hate emo people. I just feel there are better things to do then walk around and be depressed.



So where is this kettle calling black, people are pointing out?

[ZX2guy19]

I'm not going through 12 pages of thread to find your tan bashing posts, because frankly I don't care enough.

You are whining because people are judging you, yet you are judging the tanners.

[1981gMachine]

I'm not going through 12 pages of thread to find your tan bashing posts, because frankly I don't care enough.

You are whining because people are judging you, yet you are judging the tanners.

12pages. I only posted those 2 times. You need to get you info straight before you start a bashfest

[aaronrun]

NM

[Kilroy]

emo girls are HOT as fu*k

[00zx2s/r]

emo girls are HOT as fu*k

HELL NO they aren't....

[Escort Pimp]

emo girls are HOT as fu*k
Some are. I like their crazy hair. Would I date one? Hell no. Fuck? Oh yeah.

[jess]

just because someone doesn't look emo doesn't mean they aren't.

I had a roommate in college who was cute as could be. We'd even go tanning together (trying to keep this on topic, LOL)

Anywho, she was a cutter. She was pretty much a closet emo. I think everything has turned around for her now....but that's just an example. I'm pretty sure she isn't the only one. haha.

And then my boss's son's girlfriend LOOKS emo, but she's just as chipper as can be.

[powder]

Seems this topic went from a genral topic talking about guys who tan to pick on me.




Don't see anything offensive there. Said yeppers cuz I posted pics for the current topic.



So I said I hate emo people. I just feel there are better things to do then walk around and be depressed.



So where is this kettle calling black, people are pointing out?

I find this quite funny... and ironic. Generalizations are a bitch. That's like me saying that all Camaro guys are white, trailer park, trash. Though it may not be true, i've yet to see a case where it isn't. Again, i'll bold it for you "generalizations are a mother fucking bitch."

Learn a little tolerance. The people you diss on probably aren't that bad of guys.

[random_hero]

:owned:

[Escort Pimp]

I find this quite funny... and ironic. Generalizations are a bitch. That's like me saying that all Camaro guys are white, trailer park, trash. Though it may not be true, i've yet to see a case where it isn't. Again, i'll bold it for you "generalizations are a mother fucking bitch."

Learn a little tolerance. The people you diss on probably aren't that bad of guys.
I think that was the point I was trying to make but you said it much better

[Kilroy]

When i said "emo" girls are HOT, I'm not talking about their emotional status, i don't care if they're emotionally "emo" or not, but I do like the girls that dress real emo (weird hair, vintage clothing, cute shoes, dark eye make up) thats just my style i guess...

[daveyfx]

To spare me from 12 pages of deliberation, what's the verdict? Is man tanning offensive to the homophobic?

[jess]

basically, what I've come to conclude from this thread is...

People who tan are orange homos, and people who don't are uneducated emos.


Oh yes, and Brad wears a sock on his weenie. (HAHAHA, sorry, just had to)

[powder]

To spare me from 12 pages of deliberation, what's the verdict? Is man tanning offensive to the homophobic?

Apparently.

[ZX2guy19]

Haha, good ole' sock on the dick. :brocoli:

[MellowedZX2]

Benifits of tanning:


light therapy for seasonal depression;



These people need to get out of their dark rooms go get some ice cream and walk around a park on a sunny day, seasonl depression... BS

Tanning= to each his own.

I get tanned at work, when I wash the car I wear a tank top to try to even my arms, if you go to a tanning bed whatever expect some one to have some thing to say, if you are pasty white again, whatever expect some one to have some thing to say.

Verdict= if you are a MALE/MAN/BOY/GUY/DUDE/HOMEBOY etc.and get your fudge packed and/or pack it, if you have a pillow with a mouth peice, if you smoke pole you are GAY/QUEER/HOMO/FAG etc.

I don't agree that you are uneducated if you do manual labor. Education has no bearing on the labor you do. Dumb people don't do manual labor all the time, go to a drive through sometime. I am not uneducated, (self proclaimed borderline genious HAHA), and I prefer to work with my hands then be a pencil pushing mouse clicking desk jockey. With that said we need those people, and we need people who do manual labor. Don't judge my education by my job, on that note, I am not judging fast food workers by their job just from everyone I have been to.

Much love, thanks for listening, before anyone gets butthurt, this IS MY opinion, I fought for it and as much as I don't like some others, you have your right to it. If you don't like what I have to say guess what you also have the right to pass my post.

Joel

[ZXTool]

^^^ Well said.

[Kilroy]

These people need to get out of their dark rooms go get some ice cream and walk around a park on a sunny day, seasonl depression... BS

Tanning= to each his own.

I get tanned at work, when I wash the car I wear a tank top to try to even my arms, if you go to a tanning bed whatever expect some one to have some thing to say, if you are pasty white again, whatever expect some one to have some thing to say.

Verdict= if you are a MALE/MAN/BOY/GUY/DUDE/HOMEBOY etc.and get your fudge packed and/or pack it, if you have a pillow with a mouth peice, if you smoke pole you are GAY/QUEER/HOMO/FAG etc.

I don't agree that you are uneducated if you do manual labor. Education has no bearing on the labor you do. Dumb people don't do manual labor all the time, go to a drive through sometime. I am not uneducated, (self proclaimed borderline genious HAHA), and I prefer to work with my hands then be a pencil pushing mouse clicking desk jockey. With that said we need those people, and we need people who do manual labor. Don't judge my education by my job, on that note, I am not judging fast food workers by their job just from everyone I have been to.

Much love, thanks for listening, before anyone gets butthurt, this IS MY opinion, I fought for it and as much as I don't like some others, you have your right to it. If you don't like what I have to say guess what you also have the right to pass my post.

Joel


THANK YOU! I have a Bachelor of Arts from a major university and I do manual labor...

[Buster]

Yeah, but you're one of those Pennsylanians who are bitter so you cling to your guns and Bible. :D


You also couldn't get your lawn mowed because you were clinging to your beer.




Joking aside...that was an asinine comment about manual labor vs. education earlier in the thread. If we didn't have people who worked hard and fought for the country, we'd have no country. Then the "intellectuals" wouldn't have tanning beds and botox. :D

[Buster]

Lol. Now You Need To Post The Guy With Four Popped Colors, Haha.


http://img383.imageshack.us/img383/1395/coolnessmotivatoros0.jpg

[Buster]

Might as well throw this one up too.

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e40/Coldfire0284/suicide.jpg

[jess]

I thought that one said 'white people. they all look the same'

[daveyfx]

I thought that one said 'white people. they all look the same'

There's many borderline amusing phrases one can tag to that photo.

[RedRacer99]

i don't see what's the big fucking deal about looks anyways... i guess it's a thing with young people. hell i'm 22 and i don't give a shit what my gf looks like because i love her for who she is. beauty fades with age, so after you're old and wrinkled, you better have something else to be attracted to besides looks. flame me all you want, but you'll never be happy at the rate you're going.. just another trophy girl/boy to wrap your arm around. ...kinda pathetic

and i never saw the point in tanning beds because it's fake anyways. if you go to florida, fine. work outdoors, fine. go to the beach, fine. tanning beds? yea, you're not fooling anyone.

[Escort Pimp]

You guys are really still arguing about tanning? lol

[RedRacer99]

eh, just saw this thread, didn't even bother to look at dates. 3 in the morning and i was exhausted and tipsy. whoo!

[potatoman]

huh. just saw this thread and i dont feel like reading the 13 pages but i feel like my opinion is important enough that it should be heard. so....

i can tan for free because some of my friends own a tanning place. but i dont. if i did, i would where a t-shirt bc farmers tans = BAMF. if i really want a tan i either go fishing or mow with a shirt off.

any artificial UV light i need i get from the cathodes in my comp. so i generally stay happy.

oh. and i used to have a friend who tanned... until i found out that he was tanning. then we hanged him, enough said.

[2000zx2chik]

huh. just saw this thread and i dont feel like reading the 13 pages but i feel like my opinion is important enough that it should be heard. so....

i can tan for free because some of my friends own a tanning place. but i dont. if i did, i would where a t-shirt bc farmers tans = BAMF. if i really want a tan i either go fishing or mow with a shirt off.

any artificial UV light i need i get from the cathodes in my comp. so i generally stay happy.

oh. and i used to have a friend who tanned... until i found out that he was tanning. then we hung him, enough said.

sorry that was getting on my nerves. I only tan in the begining of spring just to get a little color, because if i dont the first event or what not i go to outside all day i usually end up getting burnt so i do that to prevent it. With that said alot of guys do the same thing. go just o get a base tan or that first burn that way when they finally do get some one they wont look like alobster or that its easier to tan outside tht way..

[RedRacer99]

kinda creeped me out at first, i thought he meant they hung him, as in murdered.. im like, you should go lay low somewhere for a while because you're probably wanted for murder"

[potatoman]

sorry that was getting on my nerves. I only tan in the begining of spring just to get a little color, because if i dont the first event or what not i go to outside all day i usually end up getting burnt so i do that to prevent it. With that said alot of guys do the same thing. go just o get a base tan or that first burn that way when they finally do get some one they wont look like alobster or that its easier to tan outside tht way..

not to be an ass but i believe that the correct word would be "hanged". hung is only correct if ur from maybe kentucky, tennesse, or possibly baltimore.

i can understand possibly tanning once or twice before goin to like mexico or somethin so that u dont get a nasty burn and just stay in ur room the whole vacation.

[2000zx2chik]

well considering alot of people dont live in a place where it is sunny 24/7 or where it drops to only 65 in the winter alot of guys tan because when it gets ncie out and they do go out all day if its like 75-80 and your used to 50 and ur pasty your going to burn

[RedRacer99]

i don't tan, i just burn... at least i don't peel though. i just naturally have red skin, i guess..

[potatoman]

well considering alot of people dont live in a place where it is sunny 24/7 or where it drops to only 65 in the winter alot of guys tan because when it gets ncie out and they do go out all day if its like 75-80 and your used to 50 and ur pasty your going to burn

well if they cant handle the burn then they must be pussies

[2000zx2chik]

well if they cant handle the burn then they must be pussies

Your an ass.

[jess]

well, people talking about the 'risks' of tanning. It would be much better on your skin to gradually build a tan rather than going out and getting burned. OBVIOUSLY that isn't good for you..

[potatoman]

Your an ass.

no its ok. a few posts back i think i said something along the lines of "not to be an ass" so its cool. i figured that would cover this whole thread.

btw, nice boobs.

[RedRacer99]

lol chivalry is officially deceased.. jk

[capitalcrew]

no its ok. a few posts back i think i said something along the lines of "not to be an ass" so its cool. i figured that would cover this whole thread.

btw, nice boobs.

Lawl.

[2000zx2chik]

Had to bring it back :)

[Buster]

It's still gay.

[2000zx2chik]

I know this but still funny.

[random_hero]

Man Tanning & Button Pants.

[ZXTool]

Winter is coming, i may have to hit the booth a little bit so i don't look too pale next to my girl. :)

[Waterboy9000]

im gonna be tanning here soon too. Its tme cuz im getting pale again.

[Beodude123]

Blahrg

[Escort Pimp]

It's still gay.

And I still get hot girls....

[Buster]

It's because of your teddy bear sticker, not your Orange Glo.

[Escort Pimp]

I wasn't counting the ones aged 13 and below, all credit of those goes to pedobear

[ZXTool]

I wasn't counting the ones aged 13 and below, all credit of those goes to pedobear

ha ha. Nice. ZX2scort and rockthemullet just filled me in on the pedobear origin at our meet a few weeks ago. I had no idea how disturbing it actually was.

[2000zx2chik]

Hey I haz pedobear sticker....