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Rules: No trying to guess or posting of the Company I work for.
I have asked Carl to enforce this for me.
So today at work the big topic was about a EX employee.
Because I dont feel like typing it all , everyone gets the short story.
Employee knows he's getting canned.
Employee gets fired.
Employee leaves Cooler of shit and water in back of van.
Company cleans van out, ignores cooler and leaves it in there.
New employee takes van.
New employee takes a corner in the so called van.
New employee gets demolished by turds in water everywhere.
Shit hits the ceiling.
Company calls hazmat in.
Hazmat cleans said van with toothbrush and MUST keep/contain everything within the van.
Van gets new interior, including new front seats.
Gags go around company.
Everything employee wants to throwup.
The end.
Funny, but gross as hell.
Skizzle
04-23-2008, 07:56 PM
I KNOW! You work for .... Just kidding ;-) I know how it is.
That really sucks. I feel bad for the new guy. I would actually file suit against the ex employee. Health violation.
I KNOW! You work for .... Just kidding ;-) I know how it is.
That really sucks. I feel bad for the new guy. I would actually file suit against the ex employee. Health violation.
Ya its pretty gross. We can't decide if that shit was devious, or someone was making a toilet in the van instead of making pit stops. Either way its way gross.
I was pissed off for the driver that got pood on. As I expressed on the phone with Jarred.
WAY messed up.
TSmiley98
04-23-2008, 08:04 PM
there was a note , nobody bothered to read it ,,
it
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Poo 4 U
Blue ZX2
04-23-2008, 08:58 PM
Thats actualy hilarious! and the noob got pood on! hahaha although you may think it sucks as long as I wasnt envolved I would hi five him.
Skizzle
04-23-2008, 09:55 PM
Still, health violations if it was a toilet or not....
powder
04-24-2008, 03:36 AM
Companies at fault. They should have checked the cooler. If new guy is smart he'll file a lawsuit.
2000zx2chik
11-13-2008, 11:47 AM
OMFG I just laughe dso hard.. yea i know the story is stupid old but wahtever im bored and itsfunny
Buster
11-13-2008, 11:50 AM
Are you going to bump every thread over 6 months old today? ;)
2000zx2chik
11-13-2008, 11:51 AM
Probably.. but admit it, this one was funny
dareall
11-13-2008, 11:52 AM
this is some funny shit! :rofl: :poonana:
Buster
11-13-2008, 11:55 AM
Probably.. but admit it, this one was funny
Yeah, one of the most hilarious stories ever told on here. :rofl:
I'm glad you bumped THIS one! :poonana:
Texas Tracer
11-13-2008, 02:24 PM
That...............
was.......
AWESOME! LOL
Beodude123
11-13-2008, 04:14 PM
Oh man, if I was driving that van, and got doodie all over... I would be so mad.
swedevil
11-13-2008, 04:39 PM
wonder what ever came of this!!!
Buster
11-14-2008, 09:35 AM
^
Probably hepatitis.
What would make this story some kind of strange and add a twist to it would be if the new employee enjoyed it.
Some people are into scat.
And that's just weird.
Buster
11-14-2008, 10:46 AM
You West Virginians have sick minds. ;)
tachman6500
11-14-2008, 10:58 AM
i know a guy that did something similar
the guy worked at a dealership
and the day he got canned he put all the sun roofs open
while it rained that night
the new guys had to clean the mess up
somepeople go out strong
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