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    Is smurfette a whore??

    I mean she is the only female smurf other then the baby, i think .....but still is she??

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    did she ever sleep with anyone lol?
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    Just say yes, you'd blue your tongue on her vagina.

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    Dude, she licks Papa Smurfs ass, so yeah, I'd say that is some hardcore whoredom.

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRPCGCz2MaY

    I had to add my favorite most clip of Family Guy too, it has made me cry on multiple occassions:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXHaC...eature=related
    Last edited by fireguy; 06-24-2009 at 08:36 PM.

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    she's an f'ing whore!
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    blue man group is a rip-off of the smurf


    look for paw prints on her back

    Last edited by dareall; 06-24-2009 at 11:10 PM.

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    Ronald Fisher: Beer and pussy. That's all I need.
    Sean Smith: We gotta find ourselves a Smurfette.
    Ronald Fisher: Smurfette?
    Sean Smith: Yeah, not some tight-ass Middlesex chick, right? Like this cute little blonde that will get down and dirty with the guys. Like Smurfette does.
    Donnie: Smurfette doesn't fuck.
    Sean Smith: That's bullshit. Smurfette fucks all the other Smurfs. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? Because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny.
    Ronald Fisher: No, no, no, not Vanity. I heard he was a homosexual.
    Sean Smith: Okay, then, you know what? She fucks them and Vanity watches. Okay?
    Ronald Fisher: What about Papa Smurf? I mean, he must get in on all the action.
    Sean Smith: Yeah, what he does, he films the gang-bang, and he beats off to the tape.
    Donnie: [shouts] First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?
    Ronald Fisher: [pause] Dammit, Donnie. Why you gotta get all smart on us?

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    Quote Originally Posted by powder View Post
    Just say yes, you'd blue your tongue on her vagina.
    'my name is matt, n I love smurf dick'......'hi matt' LOL

    I'm gonna say she wasn't a whore

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    Quote Originally Posted by tylahjames View Post
    Ronald Fisher: Beer and pussy. That's all I need.
    Sean Smith: We gotta find ourselves a Smurfette.
    Ronald Fisher: Smurfette?
    Sean Smith: Yeah, not some tight-ass Middlesex chick, right? Like this cute little blonde that will get down and dirty with the guys. Like Smurfette does.
    Donnie: Smurfette doesn't fuck.
    Sean Smith: That's bullshit. Smurfette fucks all the other Smurfs. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? Because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny.
    Ronald Fisher: No, no, no, not Vanity. I heard he was a homosexual.
    Sean Smith: Okay, then, you know what? She fucks them and Vanity watches. Okay?
    Ronald Fisher: What about Papa Smurf? I mean, he must get in on all the action.
    Sean Smith: Yeah, what he does, he films the gang-bang, and he beats off to the tape.
    Donnie: [shouts] First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?
    Ronald Fisher: [pause] Dammit, Donnie. Why you gotta get all smart on us?
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    Quote Originally Posted by chik View Post
    'my name is matt, n I love smurf dick'......'hi matt' LOL

    I'm gonna say she wasn't a whore

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    ^ lol



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    how else would the smurfs be getting their dicks wet?

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