Welcome to Present Day© v.2!
For those of you who were not around during the last present day, or those who just forgot, let me explain to you the reason for present day.
Everyone has their holidays. The Jews have their holidays. The Christians have theirs. The Muslims have theirs. Even the Satanist have their own celebrations. And Atheists...well they just don’t celebrate anything at all(except of course the zx2ist atheists who now have Present Day©). Well what about the Zx2ists? Seriously, why do we get shafted? Well, not anymore! Allow me to introduce you to Present Day©! A completely random day with no specific time or reoccurrence where everything is free!!!!!!
It really is a simple thought. What should I do? Should I donate to a charity, sponsor a child in Africa, adopt a Malaysian, give a little extra every paycheck to the local animal shelters, buy more stickers to gain super extreme hp numbers, or maybe pay for zx2guy19’s sex change he has been dying to get? I say NEIGH! I will buy worthless craps and give them away for the price of a post. What better way to cause mass panic, cause hallucinations and flashbacks, and keep people awake all hours of the night doing absolutely nothing but posting random craps in an effort to receive a random crap in the mail!
The rules are simple:
#1) 1 post is 1 chance at a random crap.
#2) 1 person may only win 3 random craps.
#3) You may not post back to back. You must wait until at least one other person posts before you may post again. If you post back to back both posts will be removed and you will be made fun of by the entire group of people who are involved in the thread. I mean mercilessly flamed about the color socks you wear and how good your mother was last night.
#4) If you see someone breaking rule #3 you must flame the crap out of them. If your post is drawn and you are flaming someone for breaking #3 you will get a bonus crap in your box as a reward. In order for the flame to count it must happen on the same page as the person being flamed and you must quote the person being flamed.
#5) If you try to trick me with rule #4 I will disqualify you from Present Day©
Last Present Day© we gave away 4 tool kits, 2 helicopters, 2 crappy robots, some cds, a tshirt, some stickers, and some other random craps. This Present Day© will have a bunch more items and many more winners. Current list of craps will be updated when the Present Day© Committee finally finishes the list. I will warn you...there may be a 40lb box of rape. Just saying.
Present Day© is sponsored by the members of TeamZx2’s Administration and Moderation staff. If you would like to donate towards more gifts, and therefore more craps to give away, you may send gift payments to “cjw245 @ psu.edu” <remove the spaces, or hit the donate tab at the top of the page.
Thank you and let the sleepless nights begin!
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UPDATE for confusion:
Present Day© is actually a month long event. Don't ask...we don't know why...it's just how it is.
Last edited by CJW; 10-09-2009 at 07:44 AM.
Monkey Feetz
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Daym I am only #2
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Labor: 3+ years
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Sex change? Thanks noob
Giggity.
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'91 EGT MTX - MX3 Recaros - K&N panel filter - Diy snorkel - corksport shifter bushings - zxtuner shifter - progress springs - s/r struts
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Porkchop sandwiches!
~Ryan
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2000 Yellow S/R- , FZ racing header,Full ES kit, tinted tails, pnp intake mani, pnp tb, Focus armrest, 03 Radio dash kit, LED swap in gauges, Recessbilly's Yellow stitched ebrake boot and shift boot, Zxtuner CF hood, CF cowl, Progress STB, Fez PC'ed 98 vc with SPC, ES mounts, Mfactory LSD, sedan 5th gear, Fidanza LW Flywheel,R1 Cross drilled and slotted rotors, PC'ed Front and rear hubs, PC'ed Front and rear calipers, PC'ed trans mount, Cougar door switch conversion, Rota 16" grids, corksport shifter bearings
On its way or stored in my garage
03 front bumper conversion, ww kit,
03 Explorer Sport Trac XLT
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~Lil EZ.
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