How To: Ask questions like a N00B

[Sk00t3r]

If you're like most people who have been here a while when you post a question in the forums no one thinks you're a tool. I have been thinking about why that is, and I realized that probably none of us actually know how to post like a n00b. So next time you want all your closest friends in the TeamZX2 community to think you're a loser just follow this simple guide.

1. Step 1: Sentence Structure is for Elitists
Only an elitist would compose sentences with a subject, verb, object and using adjectives and adverbs as modifiers. It only gets worse when these conventions are repeated in multiple sentences. Just pick some words that are somewhat like what you want to say and string them together in no particular order.


2. Step 2: Vowels are Useless
Vowels are pretty much useless, and it just means typing more. Use as few vowels as possible, pretend they cost money like Wheel of Fortune to help you remember.


3. Step 3: Punctuation is More Useless Than Vowels
Seriously, who can see a period or a comma or an apostrophe. The fact that you are posting in a forum for questions implies the question mark so why bother.


4. Step 4: Intermediate Steps are Implied
You don't need to post everything you have done, if you post at least a quarter of what you have done the remaining steps are all implied to a reasonably intelligent person. If the people replying don't get it they are stupid.


5. Step 5: Selecting a Forum
You need to decide where to post your question. The forums don't actually mean anything, so post in 4-7 forums that have nothing to do with your topic.


6. Step 6: Responding
Now you have a choice on how you will respond. Remember, it is important to pick a strategy as you get points for how you interact.

One Post Wonder

Post and disappear, never look at the thread again. Doesn't get much easier than this.


The Unclear Clarifier

Every time someone asks for clarification respond by rescrambling the words in the first post. You get 1000 points divided by the number of vowels times punctuation marks in your posts for each reply.

The Know-it-all N00b

Every time someone responds argue with them about why they are wrong. Remember the rules about sentence structure, vowels, and punctuation. The points formula is 'Sarcastic Comments' x 'Sarcastic Comments' x 'deleted posts'



Conclusion
If you follow this simple guide everyone will think you are a loser. If you are still having trouble posting nonsensical posts consider a frontal lobotomy, it has proved effective for others in the past.

[dareall]

what about the use a bunch of teenage girl emoticons such as: XP , XD , X-0 ?

[Big Mizz]

Well, done...nice thread, n00b.

[DOUGIESTYLE]

so i kin tipe werdz and sence i kant rilly figger owt my own dang problimz i shud cum harass a bunch uv peeps who know zactlee wut da probs iz bcuz theyz had di problim b4 i kin post in da n00beez sexshun lik a tard and git points its kool :-X i hav tryed to git sum helps and yoo guys arnt helpin me wif my problims so ima git pissy you dont know jackshit about mee man cuz i got nawz and i kin whip ur ass in newyork if i wuznt all the way down in arizona boooooyy!! i forgot the xtra points fer not usin puncshiashun lol hehe OMGWTFLOL so ok just to git this str8 u feel me rite

This is how it's done. I win!

[Andrew R]

n0 wy thts n0t h0w tzz d0n 2mny v0wls d0000d

[J_Mob]

wut iz zxtoo and n00b mean ;p

[j0hnZ]

Also say things like 2+2=4 without giving any context.

[drummer1]

How do you delete your account?

[dareall]

How do you delete your account?

no real need to delete account. If you no longer need tzx2 as a resource, then you can simply choose not to log in again

[drummer1]

It someone else's car now so i think i would be doing them a favor..

[dareall]

It someone else's car now so i think i would be doing them a favor..

this wouldn't really make any difference unless you did not want this person to see something you did and are now trying to hide it. Examples; rust holes filled with newspaper and covered with body filler, dogs having sex in the car, interior painted fluorescent green, and other things of this nature.

[drummer1]

I have absolutely nothing to hide.

[dareall]

I have absolutely nothing to hide.

then you're good to go

[Jesusfrk611]

Your account isn't linked directly to your car.

[Big Mizz]

It isn't? What is the manner of this sorcery???

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